RageAgainstTheMachineFan23
Simon   United States
 
 
:bonfire2::Keeper:




If I block you its because you're a laggard
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321 hrs on record
last played on Jun 14
110 hrs on record
last played on Jun 13
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last played on Jun 13
RageAgainstTheMachineFan23 Jun 13 @ 8:58pm 
I used to tickle m,y pickle to Angry Birds. When I was about 13 I l';oved Angry Birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing Angry Birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on... I couldn't stand it... I was going crazy! I decided to pull out my big snake and start strangling it. I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it. I'm glad to admit I still do this to this very day!
The Lobotomy Jun 11 @ 7:43pm 
I haven’t jerked the jimmy in probably 2 weeks, I wanted to see what would happen. Well like ten minutes ago I said ♥♥♥♥ it and started to wack the Willy. I found the finest video I could find and when I nutted it shot out like a double barrel shotgun. Like baby batter just flew EVERYWHERE. In fact, it came out so fast that the very tip of my dongle where the hole is started to BURN. That’s how much came out with that much velocity. It was over my bed sheets, my crotch, and a drop even hit my WALL. I had to take off my shirt to sop it all up. That’s two weeks worth of fresh sex sauce that came out of my mollywopper in the blink of an eye. 10/10 experience, I didn’t even have post- nut clarity, I had an existential crisis.
The Lobotomy Jun 6 @ 1:41pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

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PuffWuff May 8 @ 8:11pm 
GGs! Good duelist :D
RageAgainstTheMachineFan23 Apr 26 @ 7:27am 
Maybe.
Squigity Apr 26 @ 7:26am 
im already plugged in , 600 mpbs up and down, we must be far away if its not your net