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258.3 hrs on record (246.8 hrs at review time)
My favourite single-player game!

Okay so, let me cook on this one.

I believe that the only reason why this is my favourite game is because of the Greek thematic. I am one of those people who adores everything that is Greek related, from Mythology (Can re-tell the whole timeline with ease), History / Language, to Cuisine. Regarding the details of a Single-Player Game, it is absolutely nothing in comparison with the likes of RDR2 or Witcher 3, however, I still would choose it simply because of the thematic.

Noticeable minuses of the game:

NPC's are absolutely braindead (You are mid-combat, set fire to an Oil Amphora, a random Civilian NPC walks by (Could've walked around 30 times), goes on fire, dies, you get bounty????
You can't execute every single target in the back even if you put all points towards Assassination??? I am level 99 and still can't 1 shot elites.
Most of the quests are one-dimensional.

If there are any nerds who know everything about Greek Mythology, you will find that certain quests are detailed and have a nice touch to them :)
Posted January 19. Last edited January 19.
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1 person found this review helpful
93.9 hrs on record (67.3 hrs at review time)
If your expectations of this game is like Skyrim, then you'll like it. If it's like RDR2, you will be disappointed...
Posted October 10, 2023. Last edited November 22, 2023.
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42.3 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Imagine being such an incompetent company that your game doesn't even work
Posted January 28, 2023.
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9.5 hrs on record
You pay for the music, the game is just a nice addition!!
Posted September 16, 2022. Last edited November 25, 2022.
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1,121.8 hrs on record (451.1 hrs at review time)
More bugs than actual game play but I am still playing it
Posted November 24, 2021.
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129.0 hrs on record (46.4 hrs at review time)
The best possible example of graphics doesn't matter if the game itself is good.

Superb, very fun to play, especially with someone..
Posted May 16, 2020. Last edited November 25, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
167.2 hrs on record (98.1 hrs at review time)
Words cannot describe how good this game is, but numbers can, 11/10!
Lovely stuff.
Posted January 18, 2018. Last edited March 2, 2018.
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2,721.8 hrs on record (1,110.3 hrs at review time)
A small tip: WARDS ARE EVERYONE'S RESPONSIBILITY, NOT ONLY SUPPORTS!
Posted September 8, 2015. Last edited November 11, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Bought this game with a friend to play, after we tried to join a co-op game, I saw that it's a single-player game, well 4 euro for nothing, if they'll add Multiplayer then the review will change for now 1/10.
Posted July 9, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Loading Simulator 2015!!!
Posted July 4, 2015.
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