Recent reviews by Garderobemannen

When my Romanian friend bought me this game for christmas i was laughing at him, because i simply tought he was just wasting his money or doing a bad attempt at trolling my genius. I asked him if he wanted me to give him back the money for the game, since im Norwegian and hes Romanian. I of course was willing to do that since theres a big difference in our wallets to say the least. But since he insisted, i decided to try it for myself, and ive never been more wrong in my entire life.

The game starts off with a window asking you for your preference in graphics, ofc i hit that ♥♥♥♥ way up to ultra because i like high quality tiddies. Then the game drags you onto this colorfull menu that displays a number of seven extremely sexy girls. I started to sweat a little but i was excited to give it a shot.

When the game starts you are immediately dragged into a beautiful club with a huge crowd and a spotlight shining on the beautiful stripper infront of you. You start with a gun which seems violent at first but once you press the left mouse button you realise its only a water gun, but you dont shoot water, you shoot milk. The main target of this game is to squirt the stripper with Your milkpistol before you either go empty or until you have revealed everything underneath.. (you know what i mean)... Unfortunately the game is extremely hard because the strippers are surrounded by guards that will throw you out of the strip club if they see you use the squirt gun. Which makes this game extremely difficult but simultaneously high rewarding once you manage to get 3 out of 3 stars on all the girls in the campaign.

The music in this game is categorized in the field of Synthwave/pop with a hint of kpop. If you tought the Jurassic park official soundtrack theme was good, or frankly any other. Think again. The looped music makes the atmosphere of the game alot better, i recommend leaving it at the highest possible level.

The mechanics, atmosphere and visualization of this game is suprising for a game costing only 7 dollars. If i were the developers i would probably adjust the price to about 30 – 40 dollars because i think it deserves it. Not because of the campaign, but because of the option to go «Free Mode» which means you can stay for hours upon hours squirting the girls without any guards! This is a mode were you can get to know the stripper not only on the outside, but inside as well. Jenny the stripper was obviously my favorite during the game, and we have had tons of fun in the free mode option. I recommend all the hardcore and casual gamers out there to try this game and complete the campaign with 3 out of 3 stars.

This game is a masterpiece. To be honest i dont see any other reason to play another game on steam ever again. The mechanics, visualization and atmosphere of the game makes this a proper 10/10 game for a strong flexible man with desires like myself. Praise Romanians and Lino Golden.

I also have crippling depression.

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