-rep knows exactly who we are

+rep knows exactly who we are

I don't have a wiener

-rep micro wiener with unhealthy girth and a boring right-angle that made him really detested in our home town. Like really hated. I can't describe to you the number of people that came up to me asking about this guy saying "Hey, isn't that the guy with the micro wiener with an unhealthy girth and a boring right-angle?" Friends, classmates, reverends, even a few police officers. You'd have thought this guy's name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt the way these fools couldn't keep his name out of their mouths. But yeah, decent guy with a micro wiener with unhealthy girth and a boring right-angle.

+rep average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve that made him really popular in our home town. Like really popular. I can't describe to you the number of people that came up to me asking about this guy saying "Hey, isn't that the guy with the average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve?" Friends, classmates, reverends, even a few police officers. You'd have thought this guy's name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt the way these fools couldn't keep his name out of their mouths. But yeah, cool guy with an average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve.

I have no idea who these people are