cant have that now can we

yikers

no actualy he a mega simp

this guy is super simp

This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe she is hacking for the following reasons:

1. Her bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know she was there and she shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. she always seems to not die when I am shooting at her I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. she knifed me once
5. I lost the match and she caused me to derank
6. I did better than her during warm-up, so she clearly toggled on mid-match
7. Her USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in her general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have her account banned.

+rep, thanks for the trade