One time Feek made a bed and he slept in it like a boss. Then he woke up and killed some zombies, but realized that he was on the show 'The walking dead'. Unfortunately, he could not use the word zombie to tell ppl about his awesome adventure, so he had to make up a new word. Walkers, roamers and biters were all taken so he called them humpers and that just made the story seem perverted. Everyone thought he was recounting the last time he watched dogs mate. They labled him as a sicko and sent him to a place where no dogs ever mated, but then he saw some squirrels mating and told that story to the nun in the church where he spent his sundays. She turned a blind eye, but was secretly turned on by his story. She left the church and he left the squirrels and now they live in a house on 5th and Elm.... happily ever after. The end.

I hope you like chicken