Recent reviews by chOOkity

I really didn't expect to chrume so hard while playing a Robocop.

Feel bad for Robocop though, his boss made him come to work even after dying.

Capitalism has ruined death.

Got the Premium Edition on launch as I have been a huge fan of the franchise from MK9 onward primarily for the best in class story mode.

I would say the story mode is the best in the franchise so far and they have managed to wipe the slate clean and squirm themselves out of the corner with a few characters from the past games. The graphics are equally top notch and the character models and environment design is top notch once again. The stage load times are bonkers if you have the game installed on the SSD.

What really disappointed me is the customization options and variety in the game modes. MK11 had tons of customization compared to MK1 and the dragon crystals are so predatory its not even funny or amusing anymore, all the good skins are locked behind dragon crystals.

I am the worst at all fighter games so I didn't even bother with the online modes so I will refrain from commenting regarding their performance options.

All in all, I will recommend the game based solely on the Story mode. that Havik tease at the end has been waiting at the edge of my seat.

Rivet > Ratchet.

I guess I'm a Furry now.

Just 1 more run, 30 minutes max.

131 hours later, my wife hates me and won't let carrots enter the house for some reason.

Time for 1 more run.

RIP Mimimi Games.

You will be dearly missed.

Beautiful game with soul crushing ending.

It improves upon the original in almost every way. The facial animation could still use some work.
Every other aspect of this game is a masterpiece. If you like plot driven games, stealth adventure, tear simulators, then do not sit on this gem.

Can't wait for the teased sequel.

Dad of War > God of War.

Kratos been ripping and tearing since 2005.

The game has so much testosterone I have 4 testicles now. Doom 2016 gave me an extra nut and eternal gave me another one.
Just in case any of you want an extra testicle, let me know, and I will roll one over.

To the actual review now, Doom Eternal is only the second game I have pre-ordered (first being Jedi - Fallen Order). Initially I regretted pre-ordering it as the first few levels can have information overload with so many new mechanics introduced in the first few levels and ammo is at a premium initially with the game encouraging chainsawing for ammo replenishment.

I ignored the game for more than a year after giving up on the second level. Restarted it after the second story DLC was released and cursed myself for waiting so long. The game really opens up once you unlock the super shotgun, the meat hook is in my opinion the single greatest mechanic from the last year in shooters.

Level design is miles ahead of most shooters, only fellow Bethesda studio Arkane come close for level design. The visuals are eye melting, especially after the RTX update and optimization is among the best I have seen so far. The wizards at id have done it once again like only they can.

The only part of the game that I didnt like is battlemode, not because it isnt good, but it doesnt even come close to what the single player campaign offers.

All in all 9 rips out of 10 tears.

I've been playing the Room games since they were mobile games.

I've bought and each and every game on android and now on steam and finished them all twice to completion on each platform.

That's how good their games are. Room 4 is just a culmination of their experience over the years. Fireproof are at the top of their craft in the genre, Da Vinci games are close but still lack a bit of the spart.

I would recommend this to anyone remotely interested in puzzle box type of games.

Nul out of Nul

I bought an Oculus Quest 2 because Valve doesn't ship to the country I currently live in right now just to play Alyx.
Not a fan of FB but I will eternally be grateful to them because I got to experience Alyx with the Quest 2.

Onto the review now. It is hands down the best VR game I have every played, actually its one of the best shooters I have played in a very very long time. Source 2 engine really brings the post apocalyptic world of Half Life to our eyes in vivid detail. Performance is more than solid on modest hardware. Game controls like a dream and the level design is ground breaking as always from Valve.

I didn't think Valve would be able to get out of the corner they wrote themselves into with HL2 - Ep-2 but they have done it so effortlessly that now the wait for HL* is even more excruciating.

Side effect of finishing Half-Life :Alyx I can't real life anymore. Its all just so boring now.