explodoboy
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Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!

== ACT 1: The End of All Time ==

I sit upon a cosmic throne,
Freed of the shackles of time.
Forgotten by the ages,
We descended from greatness.

Across the ages we shone,
We no longer in our prime.
Now we dance upon stages,
Depicting stars we would never witness.

== ACT 2: The Escape ==

The breach is wide open,
Yet we are still broken.
We sing this final song,
Of a dream that we were forever wrong.

No longer bound by shackles,
Near the fire that crackles,
Amongst the night that we'll never see,
For we have reached Eternity.

== ACT 3: Embers of Eternity ==

But regardless of our achievement,
Deep within, we mourn our lost kin.
Out there, still unrelenting bereavement,
For in our home they were left back within.

We play with fire, we play with blazes.
Cosmic, Ether, Stable. All of the same source.
We entrust that this won't be among our former phases.
We bear the mark of Eternis, bound to exert our force.

== ACT 4: Ascension Beyond Greatness ==

There in the dark, we met our divine spark.
Bearing many a name, withstanding so much fame:
Demiuge, The Builders, The Timeless, The Interlopers.
We were the first, and so we behold the cursed.

Above Cosmic, our ambition grows caustic and chaotic.
We soon learned that to be its master, we had to abandon our dreams of being the stage broadcaster.
Stepping off the stage, no longer shall we across the multiverse make our rampage,
In our little Sanctum we ascend to a peaceful new age.
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This review is spoiler-free.

---{ Graphics }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL's graphics are simple, made to look like a game made for the PS1. I personally find ULTRAKILL's graphics to look very nice.
☐ Better Than Reality
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Very Bad
☐ Horrible

---{ Modding }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL's modding community is currently developing, and at the moment has very few mods, which is likely affected by ULTRAKILL's status as an early-access title.
☐ Incredible Modding Community; Has Total-Conversion Mods
☐ Strong Modding Community; Has Several Major Mods
☐ Decent Modding Community; Has Some Major Mods, Many Minor Mods
☑ Weak Modding Community; No Game-Extending Mods
☐ Practically/Literally Nonexistent Modding Community
☐ Developers Are Anti-Modding

---{ Gameplay }---
COMMENT: Ultrakill's combat is the single most fun combat system I've ever played with, and its secrets and challenges are all very creative and fun.
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Poor
☐ Bad

---{ Audio }---
COMMENT: The music is incredible and highly varied, and all the sound effects are very good and also varied.
☑ Incredible
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Put My Ears In A Blender

---{ Audience }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL is best to be avoided by kids, and may not be quite appreciated by the very old. ULTRAKILL has a lot of gore and violence (obviously) and has some pretty dark content.
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Elder

---{ PC Requirements }---
COMMENT: Chances are, your computer can handle ULTRAKILL.
☐ If Your PC Runs, You Can Play It.
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Enthusiast
☐ Supercomputer

---{ Difficulty }---
COMMENT: Ultrakill's easier difficulties are very easy, while the harder difficulties will KICK YOUR ASS.
☐ Freebie
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Needs Serious Critical Thinking
☐ Difficult
☐ I GIVE UP

---{ Grind }---
COMMENT: You only ever need to play a level once, but the game is so fun, that you'll almost certainly be coming back to play every level many times, getting better and better each time.
☐ No Grind Whatsoever
☑ Only For Leaderboard / Completionists
☐ Unnecessary For Progression
☐ Average
☐ High Amount
☐ Beyond Excessive

---{ Story }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL's story isn't told to you in your face, for the most part. Almost all of ULTRAKILL's lore comes from readable books and notes on the terminal right before the start of a level.
☐ No Story
☐ Basic Lore
☐ Decent
☑ Good
☐ Very Good
☐ Beyond Incredible

---{ Game Time }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL's levels are, if you play them only once, unlikely to keep you for more than one or two hours, but ULTRAKILL has incredible replayability, with its very high skill cieling adding to that replayability. ULTRAKILL's levels are also short, which makes replaying them easier, since you won't have to invest too much time into playing a single level, especially once you get skilled enough to consistently P-Rank ever level.
☐ Less Than 30 Minutes
☑ 30 Minutes - 2 Hours
☐ 2 Hours - 4 Hours
☐ 4 Hours - 10 Hours
☐ 10+ Hours
☐ 100+ Hours
☑ Practically Infinite

---{ Price }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL is very worth every cent you put into the game. I'd say the game's worth more than its listed price on Steam.
☐ It's Free!
☑ Very Worth Price
☐ Worth The Price
☐ Buy When On Sale
☐ Not Worth Any Price
☐ Do NOT Buy. You (and your wallet) WILL Regret It.

---{ Bug Severity }---
COMMENT: I've never encountered a single disruptive bug in the 100+ hours I've played ULTRAKILL. I have encountered bugs, but I'd never realized it, and by the time I realized it, the developer had already decided to make the bug a feature.
☑ Bugs Enhance Gameplay
☐ No Significant Effect
☐ Minor Bugs
☐ Potentially Disruptive Bugs
☐ Seriously Disruptive Bugs
☐ Literally Unplayable

---{ Bug Frequency }---
COMMENT: The only bugs I've encountered playing ULTRAKILL have only ever made the game more fun.
☑ Practically None
☐ Few
☐ Decent
☐ Many
☐ Unacceptable Amount
☐ Literally Unplayable

---{ Rating }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL is one of the best games ever created. If you have any money to spare, please buy it, even if you refund it shortly after. Everyone should at least try ULTRAKILL.
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I am sorry that your understanding of this subject is so.... limited. :carrionmouth:
explodoboy May 16 @ 6:07pm 
THE VOID BETWEEN WHAT WAS ONCE THE STARS IS NOT RED; WHITE GHOSTLIGHTS NOW LIGHT UP THE EMPTY UNIVERSE, AS THERE ARE NO STARS FOR CIVILIZATION TO SURVIVE OFF OF
Already did that episode. I turned it into my pet that roams the broken red ocean of space with a hunger for only the most educated on feta cheese.:The_Red_Dragon:
explodoboy May 16 @ 5:03pm 
I HOPE THAT A FROG THAT LIVES ON A MOON WITH OCEANS OF BLOOD BREAKS INTO YOUR SUBMARINE AND EATS YOU ALIVE
I reckon sir.
explodoboy May 16 @ 2:02pm 
THERE'S A RECKONING A'COMING.