This review is spoiler-free.

---{ Graphics }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL's graphics are simple, made to look like a game made for the PS1. I personally find ULTRAKILL's graphics to look very nice.
☐ Better Than Reality
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Very Bad
☐ Horrible

---{ Modding }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL's modding community is currently developing, and at the moment has very few mods, which is likely affected by ULTRAKILL's status as an early-access title.
☐ Incredible Modding Community; Has Total-Conversion Mods
☐ Strong Modding Community; Has Several Major Mods
☐ Decent Modding Community; Has Some Major Mods, Many Minor Mods
☑ Weak Modding Community; No Game-Extending Mods
☐ Practically/Literally Nonexistent Modding Community
☐ Developers Are Anti-Modding

---{ Gameplay }---
COMMENT: Ultrakill's combat is the single most fun combat system I've ever played with, and its secrets and challenges are all very creative and fun.
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Poor
☐ Bad

---{ Audio }---
COMMENT: The music is incredible and highly varied, and all the sound effects are very good and also varied.
☑ Incredible
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Put My Ears In A Blender

---{ Audience }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL is best to be avoided by kids, and may not be quite appreciated by the very old. ULTRAKILL has a lot of gore and violence (obviously) and has some pretty dark content.
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Elder

---{ PC Requirements }---
COMMENT: Chances are, your computer can handle ULTRAKILL.
☐ If Your PC Runs, You Can Play It.
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Enthusiast
☐ Supercomputer

---{ Difficulty }---
COMMENT: Ultrakill's easier difficulties are very easy, while the harder difficulties will KICK YOUR ASS.
☐ Freebie
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Needs Serious Critical Thinking
☐ Difficult
☐ I GIVE UP

---{ Grind }---
COMMENT: You only ever need to play a level once, but the game is so fun, that you'll almost certainly be coming back to play every level many times, getting better and better each time.
☐ No Grind Whatsoever
☑ Only For Leaderboard / Completionists
☐ Unnecessary For Progression
☐ Average
☐ High Amount
☐ Beyond Excessive

---{ Story }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL's story isn't told to you in your face, for the most part. Almost all of ULTRAKILL's lore comes from readable books and notes on the terminal right before the start of a level.
☐ No Story
☐ Basic Lore
☐ Decent
☑ Good
☐ Very Good
☐ Beyond Incredible

---{ Game Time }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL's levels are, if you play them only once, unlikely to keep you for more than one or two hours, but ULTRAKILL has incredible replayability, with its very high skill cieling adding to that replayability. ULTRAKILL's levels are also short, which makes replaying them easier, since you won't have to invest too much time into playing a single level, especially once you get skilled enough to consistently P-Rank ever level.
☐ Less Than 30 Minutes
☑ 30 Minutes - 2 Hours
☐ 2 Hours - 4 Hours
☐ 4 Hours - 10 Hours
☐ 10+ Hours
☐ 100+ Hours
☑ Practically Infinite

---{ Price }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL is very worth every cent you put into the game. I'd say the game's worth more than its listed price on Steam.
☐ It's Free!
☑ Very Worth Price
☐ Worth The Price
☐ Buy When On Sale
☐ Not Worth Any Price
☐ Do NOT Buy. You (and your wallet) WILL Regret It.

---{ Bug Severity }---
COMMENT: I've never encountered a single disruptive bug in the 100+ hours I've played ULTRAKILL. I have encountered bugs, but I'd never realized it, and by the time I realized it, the developer had already decided to make the bug a feature.
☑ Bugs Enhance Gameplay
☐ No Significant Effect
☐ Minor Bugs
☐ Potentially Disruptive Bugs
☐ Seriously Disruptive Bugs
☐ Literally Unplayable

---{ Bug Frequency }---
COMMENT: The only bugs I've encountered playing ULTRAKILL have only ever made the game more fun.
☑ Practically None
☐ Few
☐ Decent
☐ Many
☐ Unacceptable Amount
☐ Literally Unplayable

---{ Rating }---
COMMENT: ULTRAKILL is one of the best games ever created. If you have any money to spare, please buy it, even if you refund it shortly after. Everyone should at least try ULTRAKILL.
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