the eeveelution professional
she/her lol im a Dumb Eevee
i like things (alot of things)
some things i like?
Mario, Sonic, BTD, Pokemon, BFDI, Madness Combat, other autistic things


0/10 Not funny. I didn’t laugh. Your joke is so bad, I would have preferred it went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest, this is horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh, your brain preps your face muscles but I didn’t even feel the slightest twitch. This joke is so bad, I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality, read a book, and learn how to make jokes. I’m not saying this to be funny. I genuinely mean it when I say this is the most embarrassing attempt at comedy I’ve ever seen. You’ve single handedly killed humor with the worst comedic act on the planet. I’m so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly, if I put in all my time and effort to try to make your joke funny, it would require Einstein himself to create a device, strap me into it, and use the energy of a billion stars just for your joke to make people simply exhale through their nose. You’re lucky I still feel the slightest amount of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would’ve committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you for attempting any kind of humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I hope you’re happy with the abomination you’ve just created and I pray you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

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