Recent reviews by esm720

You can tell they put TWO ♥♥♥♥ TONS of work into creating this games physics and mechanics. Sure it takes a while to start ganking foos, but what's with all this complaining about a game being too hard to master? Jesus people, this isn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Super Mario. It's a game about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knights swinging swords harder than you swing your SHLANG on Valentines day when PHub has a free premium trial. You can't help but yell "WHAAAAAAAAAA YOU DIRTY F****S, EAT MY A** AND THEN EAT MY S**T." Then bask in total glory when you've smerked the man and ganked his entire bloodline with how hard you F***K*D their grand daddy. Like, you can't help but have the proudest moment of your life when you drop bodies in this game. Lastly, this game is totally kid friendly. I give this a 3/10, needs more water.

KILL KILL KILL! The blood and gore DLC makes this such a satisfying game to play. In my opinion one of the funnest Total War games due to its unique lore and units. Nothing beats having a massive war of different species, with dragons!

There's no way you can't love this new world, the amount of time Bethesda has put into this game is very clear from the moment you exit the vault. I don't see how people continue to give it negative reviews when they should know that it's a completely new game in the Fallout universe. Fallout 4 is a breathe of fresh air in the Fallout universe. The game has plenty of weapons, enemies, locations to be discovered, and the story isn't bad at all. I reccomend this game to anybody looking for a story rich, open world, and time consuming adventure. I firmly believe you will not be dissapointed.

Played a mission that took me 4 hours to beat and about 1,500 men and 37 vehicles to pay for the victory. Germans lost over 2,000 men and 72 vehicles, this game is gritty and is one hell of a challenge and I love it. Highly Reccomend.