Dear k.p,

Thank you for your message.

Unfortunately, I am unable to assist at this time as I am currently trapped inside a vending machine outside a bowling alley in rural Finland.

A small wizard named Gregory has taken my shoes and is demanding 14 almonds before he allows me to leave. I have contacted local authorities, but they said this is “wizard business” and hung up immediately.

Please forward any further questions to my assistant, Big Tony, who is currently disguised as a microwave.

Kind regards,
South Goy-rean

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xx

keep sooking. this will go on forever.

no one sooking js have no idea what ur going on about

dude is still mad a year later. sook more.

dude got caught playing with a cheater and still sooking about it