Recent reviews by Darth Spongebob

Like Stardew Valley but you also get to run a tavern

its like civilisation but fantasy. and better

i love it

pretty good

Its pretty amazing if you like giant 4X strategy games. The end game is still laggy as ♥♥♥♥ on multiplayer though :(

its aight

is good

slightly better than rc1 and rc2, but still game breaking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that isnt proper rugby, your guys still do stupid ♥♥♥♥ when defending, what a joke

want your halfback/scrumhalf to feed the ball out of rucks? too bad your prop will do that.
want to pass to your first five/flyhalf? too bad your number 11 is at first receiver.
want to pass to that guy 5m away? to bad 1m pass to nobody.
want to pass to to someone to your left? sure, we'll fling it 20m out to the wing somehow.
want to quickly recycle the ball? too bad you have to "win" each ruck every single time even if theres only one opposition there, you have to wait for the circle to fill up before you can get it out.
want to kick for touch off a penalty at halftime/fulltime? too bad end of half
want to chip ahead of the last defender and regather the ball? ok fine, but when you regather, you'll stop dead and be tackled immediately
got the highest kicking stat on your team in pro career? too bad you have to EARN that kicker spot, even if the current kicker has a stat or 39/100 and misses conversions from out front
want to tackle a guy with the ball? too bad, he dummied, and it "worked" so your guy stops running instantly
someone got injured? better have a scrum right now and sub them off instead of letting play continue


this game has worse mechanics than EA rugby 05
i wonder if the developers have ever watched rugby

Just...one...more...turn...

2018:
I still suck but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is amazing, the skill of the pro players is unbelievable.

2015:
Funnest game I've played for ages. Easy to learn hard to master
absolutely mental
10/10