Daklog
Dakota   Texas, United States
 
 
I am the physical embodiment of a Halo 3 montage with Limp Bizkit playing in the background.
Currently Online
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☢ Instagram: the_real_daklog (inactive, full of old art stuff)
☢ Youtube: Daklog (just look it up, I'll probably be the first thing on there.)
☢ Birthday: October 27th
☢ Hobbies: Video Games & Drawing stuff on MS Paint
☢ Favorite Movies: Star Wars: Revenge of The Sith, Spirited Away, Monty Python: The Holy Grail, 9 (2009), Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz, The Thing (1982), Shawshank Redemption
☢ Favorite Games: Dusk, Team Fortress 2, Halo 2, Pikmin 2, Star Wars Battlefront II (Classic), Perfect Dark, Starcraft, Worms WMD, Doom Eternal, COD: MW2, Quake Live
☢ Favorite Bands: Sabaton, Tool, Lorna Shore, Shadow of Intent, Celldweller, Gloryhammer, Rammstein, Lamb of God, Aether Realm, Demon Hunter, Impending Doom
☢ Main Group: Katzen Republic
☢ Members of The High Council: Swordsmen23, Nanako, Dandude, captingigglez, Keeve Blanco, Thomas, Rex
☢ Fireteam Elysium: milkednut, kotto, ZoteTheMighty, OchasMocha, Yobaba, Triumphant, EGG, Mozzarella, empressvio, Lysimachus, PineconePat, Steph, kam
☢ Kek Lords: Plandiss, WEGNER, Theta Yeti, MapleZz, bup, Bobby Zimmeruski, VivaldiSaxa, Loski, Karasmic
☢ Other Epic Gamers: Spencer The Gamer, BossKnight, pie!, Kai, Tyler, TonnyT, TopDollar, nequinton

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Screenshot Showcase
Here I am, the Spartan in magenta armor.
Featured Artwork Showcase
The Fall of Acre
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Fight valiantly, for our Gods and our Republic
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107 Hours played
*pops open can of Diet Mountain Dew* *sips for an overextended amount of time* Oh, you wanted a review for this game? Why? Just buy the game now! It's amazing! There's no time for critique when there's possessed cultists to massacre!

Edit: I first wrote this review in April of 2018. It's been more than a year and a half since this review and I still come back to this game excessively. The gameplay isn't affected by time, it's truly the most pure gaming experience you will have in your lifetime. I can still recommend this game to literally anyone, especially since we're nearing 2020. Now, get to slaying some cultists, you absolutely epic gamer.
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