Recent reviews by CTOAN

Sled yo ♥♥♥♥ indeed

Girl, this ♥♥♥♥ is so ✨𝒮𝓁𝒶𝓎✨

Just finished the game, it was about 5.4 hours long on a casual playthrough while taking my time to explore here and there and I am FOAMING at the mouth for more.

Please please please Please please please add an arena mode to play with all the weapons after you unlock them since you cant use weapons youve unlocked in earlier levels (I assume due to balancing since the later weapons are nuts). Or just add more content in general since the gameplay loop is very addictive and I want that ♥♥♥♥ injected straight into my veins.

Slam hop dash Slam hop dash Slam hop dash

I do have issues with how the story is presented, there is a lot of sit here and look at words on your screen in a "cutscene" when it could just be mixed in with the gameplay. It kinda hurts the pacing of the game since I just wanna get in there and do girly things but I gotta listen to Gianni do an admittedly killer voice for a solid 30 seconds just kinda waiting.

Another much smaller issue I have is that when customizing weapons you cant really rotate items in specific angles, its more like a snap kind of rotate and its very frustrating because I want the shark to be facing the thing im shooting not to the left of it.

Other than that the game is so great. I LOVE the music so much. It really helps emphasize the y2k aesthetic with how catchy most of them are. It has so many mechanics that intertwine with each other and just thinking about it makes me want to start playing again even though I just beat it.

❤️Dont stop, GirlyPop!❤️

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love being a pretty princess who will slay💅💅✨✨ whatever is required in order to ✨✨revolt✨✨ so I can spend the rest of my days decorating my guns.

Game does need a little bit of optimization, a 2060 being the recommended is a bit rough. Otherwise a game i'll probably be buy on release.

Hell yeah

Remember the motto of sfm... anything but blender
(except for exporting image sequences of course)

*dies from peak*

If your friend ask to play this after he's played for a few hundred hours to get you into it please say no. I regretted it, you will too.

(peak)ers toll, also 2D Elden ring Nightreign

We're so back 6/25/25 (Smash and Grab update)

It so over 8/3/25 (radio silence for all of July)

We're so back 9/10/25 (Delivery Charge update)

It's so over 10/2/25 (offline mode officially not coming)

We're SO back 12/2/25 (Skills 2.0 release)

WE'RE STILL BACK 1/13/26 (Shopping Spree release)

Its so over 1/21/26 (40 devs got laidoff)

Any large gaps of time between two entries usually means radio silence from the devs