Recent reviews by Martini

cant wait to do an el dorado opening to 360 nosc with rook and then use the special ability from opening to have sexual intercourse.

This is an S tier game, I would buy this even if there was no sale for it. It is that good.

For 59 cents this game is still not worth it, do not buy

My 2nd life I was born into a big village. Here is that story:
>Be born
>Have beautiful mother named Anastacia
>She names me Jack
>Born into big town
>Become farmer
>Mom teaches me how to farm
>She gives me love in all ways possible
>I mess up but she helps me fix my mistakes
>Fast forward to my 30s
>Can't find mom
>She has died and I never got to say goodbye
>Town is running out of water as all our wells and pumps ran dry
>Go to search for water
>Find pond
>Bring bucket and bowl to get water
>When I come back to town everyone left taking all the food with them
>Die of starvation at 45.
>Wish my last words were "I loved you mom"
>Last words were is here.
Great game

Got banned on a server for killing the admin too much and saying "Drop your weapons!" each time I killed him. Best game would play again.

Hot damn, I saw this on Steam and it said Psychological Horror but didn't believe that ♥♥♥♥ and I was preparing my tissue and lotion to doki doki my damn ♥♥♥♥ and when I played all the acts my ♥♥♥♥ just got Nopi Nopi ♥♥♥♥ got serious holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell.

Great game. Never pounded on my desk so hard after my friend kept hitting me out of bounds and I got 12 stroke. Also really painful to play at on 320 x 200 Resolution but sacrifices have to be made.

My hatred for balloons started when I was only 9 years old. I went to a carnival with my family. I remember this day more vivid than any other. A man in a top hat approached me and asked me if I wanted a balloon. Me being the child I was accepted that balloon as fast as humanly possible, the balloon was a black and white balloon just in case you are wondering. Well when me and my family were leaving the carnival I wanted some cotton candy, and my parents being as loving as they were (And me being the spoiled ♥♥♥♥ I was) bought me the cotton candy, but as we were going to the car ♥♥♥♥ took a turn for the worst. My hands were getting sweaty since it was not only 90 plus degrees outside but also I've been holding the string of this balloon all day. Well I wasn't paying attention and the side walk was like "Nah nah nah. This boy has a balloon on my turf? Nah he about to lose that balloon." And just like that the sidewalk rose as I took another step, not only get my face covered in the sticky mess we call cotton candy, but also causing me to drop my balloon. And I balled like the little ♥♥♥♥♥ 8 year old I was thinking my life was over cause of a balloon.

Moral of the story: Don't accept a strange mans balloon.

The only spiders that are bigger than this games are the ones of arizona.

10/10 tho still fun