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one shot no kill all luck no skill:steamhappy:
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5.7 Hours played
Endeavoring to articulate this transcendent marvel proves a task insurmountable, akin to weaving a tapestry of cryptic verses and enigmatic whispers in a futile attempt to convey the indescribable splendor that danced just beyond the fringes of your fractured consciousness. Yet despite all, I am compelled to persevere in this endeavor. Let me commence this review at the genesis of my relations with said marvel.

I embarked upon my journey upon the unholy circuit doth stretch across the barren landscapes like a serpent's coil, its surface marred with cracks like scars upon the earth's flesh, amidst familiar figures cherished and known to all:

Jonathan, both steward and captive of his feline “companions”.

Arlene, deformed seductress to thy orange one.

Harry, ensnared in the web of circumstance, consumed by wrath and seeking vengeance.

Squeak, a paragon of life's perfection, grateful for its being, meek in demeanor, and devoid of malice or resentment.

Nermal, transgendered , embodying deceit, stirring strife with malevolence, a vessel of darkness and agent of turmoil
Liz, epitome of feminine grace, some would proclaim her as the antithesis of Arlene

Garfeild, He is the ethereal embodiment of gluttony's essence. He is an omnipotent creature, concealed yet ever vigilant, under your dominion and yet sovereign over all. He exhibits unearthly transcendent deeds of eldritch malevolence and insatiable craving. He is a creature that defies mortal reckoning, His physical presence is a grotesque amalgamation of flesh and fury 'utop a motorized carriage,

I assumed control over each of these beguiling figures, directing their paths and orchestrating their actions slowly discovering exactly how the soul finds itself ensnared within the gnarled claws of addiction. With so few given tracks the repetition of said addiction becomes abundantly apparent. And thus, i, trapped in a melancholic loop, drove endlessly in circles, as if cursed by the echoes of Ecclesiastes, condemned to repeat the same weary path without reprieve or redemption.

In conclusion, it is incumbent upon you to contribute and obtain this game, though it shall assuredly confound you with its portrayal of ethereal convergence; to the discerning observer, it is the gateway to enlightenment.

trying to solo from 17k to 30k
perma 5stacks xd:steamsad:peak 27.4k:steamhappy:
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Nov 10, 2023 @ 1:21pm 
+rep i let him control my lovense :charmed: