Recent reviews by JordanMoose

Sony ok

Mega boring. It's defined as 'story rich' but the dialogue is so slow, and it's extremely lacking in animations. The characters are also faceless, so the strange 'dramatic' pauses made me think the game froze half the time. I would say 95% cutscenes, if that :(

Another abandoned early access title I wasted cash on, thanks x x x x x

Now son, your mum and I love you very much. Please put the fork down. We can talk about this

There is a lot of space. Framerate does not drop. It has not crashed once. It is fun.
Need I say more?

My life is gone

The NATO forces had us pushed back to our final two bases, I was stationed at the northern camp. Our forces were beaten back hard, and we were scattered.
I battled fatigue up the hill to get a vantage point looking down across the east from the beach to the mainland, I adopted the prone position and set up my LMG and scoped the area.
Thats when I saw it, a brown figure darting accross the fields below, performing evasive maneuvers the likes I had never seen. It was an intense 5 minutes, leading the target and squeezing the trigger to deliver a burst of rounds at my foe.
Finally my enemy took refuge (Or so he thought) on a ridge nestled between two trees. I aimed precisely, meaning for this to end and took my final shots. I observed for several minutes when I decided to go and get a certain status on my enemy. As I walked up to the ridge I could not see my enemy in sight, so I looked around some more.
It must have been 30 seconds until I looked down and saw his little B***** whiskers and his **** floppy a*** ears and noticed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ foe was a mother f******* bunny rabbit.

10.01/10 will definitely buy

Build a space ♥♥♥♥ and then ram your all your friends nicely designed ships with it.

Turn GPU and CPU fans up high enough to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ power a lancaster bomber's propellers and boom you can play

Wait for the release. If its anything like they say it'll be, it is worth waiting patiently. But the early access is boring.