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Let's all have some drinks and enjoy some jokes... cheers

Did you hear the one about Rocket Artillery? It's not very good. It has no setup

Gandhi won’t nuke you.

Ramkhamhaeng: Nice looking unique unit, Maria I, what's it called?
Maria I: Nau!
Ramkhamhaeng: I know you have it now, I'm asking what it is!
Maria I: Look it up in one of those books you keep in your unique building.
Ramkhamhaeng: Wat?
Maria I: You know, your unique university!
Ramkhamhaeng: Wat?
Maria I: <sigh> this is just like that time you tried to tell me your name.
Ramkhamhaeng: Ramkhamhaeng?
Maria I: For the last time, no, I do not wanna come hang with you.

Don't worry, my troops are just passing through.

"I bet Winston Churchill would love you"
(He's fond of pigs)

I opened a chain of KFC franchises in Norway recently, but the very next day the sign was vandalized. Only the 'K' and the 'F' remained. Apparently my Cs were unprotected.

Here for the jokes and the drinks, here you go... cheers...

Q:How can you tell when Roland likes a bandit?
A:He shoots them in the head.

Q:How can you tell when Roland hates a bandit?
A:He shoots them in the head.

Q:Whats the difference between Brick and Skagzilla?
A: One is a hideous monster that feasts on the flesh of its prey, the other is just a big skag.

Q: What's the last thing to go through bandits' minds when they meet Brick?
A: Brick's fist.

Brick has never fired a bullet ever. The bullets shoot out of his gun to get away from him.

America invaded Iraq looking for WMDs. Turns out Mordecai just left his Bessie there.

Mordecai: Wait up, I have to reload.
Roland: You have to what?

Mordecai: I don't get it, my new mod says I should be getting loads of ammo from these skag piles.
Roland: Those aren't skag piles, Brick just ate a burrito.
Mordecai: Then why is there a small child in here?

Why did Roland quit the Crimson Lance?
Because having a job caused him to lose his welfare check

Q:How many guns does it take to kill a planet?
A:87 bazillion

Q: Why Is tediore Mordecai's favorite Manufacturer?
A: Because theyre CHEAP!

Q:Why where the phycos too much for t.k. baha to handle?
A:because t.k. baha "only shoots skag"

Q:Whats the easiest thing to catch on Pandora?
A:"catch a Riieed!"

Do you wanna an old joke that can crack people brains that actually know what this game is all about?

Why EG always protect fear?
Because you must defend the Ancient.

Let's have a beer and get out of here now

For the old deleted account I found on reddit I'm gonna pay him some tribute and share with you old old jokes that were his favourites...

Guys, I think I just heard a window break. CALL THE FBI ASSAULT TEAM
Payday is like meth; Everytime I take a break Overkill adds even more stuff to make me addicted again
I can rob a bank no probs, but I have to pay a guy 120k to put a scope on my gun.

RIP my man

Let's all have a beer with some old time jokes... cheers


How did the Heavy beat the Scout to the point?He was Russian.

Why doesn't the sniper hit on girls?He only huntsman

Why didn't the Spy cross the road?Because he never really was on your side.

What is a Brazilian's least favorite color of paint?A Distinctive Lack of Hue.

How does the pyro pay his groceries? Spychecks.Why doesn't Spy shave? Sniper never gave his razorback

Why did the demo call for medic after being attacked by the red team?'Cause he was black and BLU.

What did the heavy say when he saw a spy with a spycicle?Icy Spy!

How many Snipers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but try telling that to the other seven Snipers on your team.

What's the difference between jarate and Call of Duty?
The jar.

What's red and smells like the BLU team?
The RED team.

Why doesn't the scout's mom talk to the spy anymore?
He gave her spy crabs.

How do you keep a Pyro busy?
Tell it there's a Spy in the spawn room.

What's the difference between a noob pyro and a skilled pyro?
About 2 hours.

Whats the Demoman's favorite food?
Spam.

love the game

nice game

love it

Amazing game

I love this game so much, one of my favourites

The cards have good price. At least for now they have good price