Recent reviews by BangTheBanger

I dodged every bad review, every spoiler, and every possible opinion someone might've had for this game. It's an RPG, so I gave it a try. And by the gods, I was not expecting this. In 3 days I've spent 34.6hrs in this game. 3 Days. That's roughly 48% of 3 days, in a single game. I grinded the ♥♥♥♥ out of it, I am enthralled, it feels like playing Baldur's Gate 3 again, except I don't have to wait for the new patch of BG3 to come out.

The combat is out of this world, the sheer size of the map, and density of everything in it is insane. So many quests, hidden tidbits, collectibles, perks, items, it feels like a completionist's dream. And I turned into one here. Rarely do I ever bother with 100%ing anything. But this one is gonna have to be one of the 100% for me.

Also, if you ever see Faith as a pawn to hire, please treat her well, she's my baby alright?

People may say what they like about how great 4 was, and how 5 was nothing like it. It's true, it isn't. But it's good. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good. Solid gameplay, beautiful control (with a controller), sound design ahead of its time, as well as its graphics, and action packed tighter than a nun's... Well, you get the point. We want a remake Capcom. We want this beautiful game but again!


And if anyone tells you that RE5 doesn't have horror, just point them to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Reaper (AKA Cockroach), ♥♥♥♥, before my 7th or 8th playthrough, they always gave me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adrenaline rush followed by a ruined day. Or maybe the Giant Majini? (The big dude that jumps far too much for his size) They also make my pants feel closer to a brown ending. Jesus Christ. God, the Licker... whoever at Capcom thought of the Licker, please, unthink it. Thank you.

There is a lot of factories, a lot of optimization, and it feels like factorio 3D but less factorio and more factories. The game is also updating and adding things. It is... satisfactory.

I've played this game many many more hours than there are on-record. Sparrow would be proud.
In any case, probably one of the, if not the, best isometric RPG there is. I've been in love with Baldur's Gate since the earliest early access, and I can't describe how incredible the system feels to play in. I seriously wish nothing but the best for these devs and their baby here. All I ask is to make it FASTER PLEASE I can't live without more Baldur's!!

Edit: After many many hours put into the game after its release, I can safely say, this may be my favorite RPG ever. Up there with Tyranny and DOS2. I don't think there will be an RPG that can surpass Baldur's Gate 3 for me in the next few years. This is product of love, intense labor, and much much care put into the smallest details. Absolute love from me, and my eternal adoration to Larian for making such a beautiful game.

A great experience, around 3-4 hours of gameplay, though mileage may vary. This is one of the few games that I knew I needed to buy as soon as I saw it. It didn't disappoint, from music, to art, to gameplay. Puzzles that are interesting but wonderfully intuitive. Managing a ship may not be easy, but it's worth it. Though I would recommend playing Lone Sails before Changing Tides, as this IS a sequel. All that being said, a solid 9/10, better than AAA titles.

This is so freaking fun. If you like coding, or if you're getting into it, or have a passing interest, this is the game for you.
There is a reddit, and a discord for your help, and the community is full of people who are willing to help with your code. This is a great game, the storytelling is subtle, and you really have to look for it. I absolutely love it.

I don't have words to describe the fun this game provides. After learning some of the ropes, if you can get others to join your crew, or join someone's crew, it's fun as all heck.
As BangTheCaptain I can say for sure, it's one of my favorite co-ops. Right after CODMW2 Spec-Ops (The old one), RE5, and around the same fun as Project Zomboid.

Honestly... Better than expected. I'm not any LOTR fan... but I have watched the movies. Thankfully this isn't so heavily dependent on it. For anyone who doesn't want to read further, 8.5/10 so far. I'm not at all far in the story, and didn't do much besides kill a bunch of orcs. Make a bunch of them my enemies. Die three or four times. They all get promoted and stronger, then I go out and kill them again.

MAKE SURE TO KILL THOSE WHO KILL YOU. Why? You ask. Well, because ♥♥♥♥ if I will let a stupid little dumbass orc kill me and leave alive. This ♥♥♥♥ will know their place as soon as I respawn. They'll regret ganging up on me with 4 hunters and 3 shields and 2 berserkers. I swear to god or my name isn't BangTheOrcKiller.

In any case, game fun, lots of it. Story? Interesting enough, and not dragged out too much. I should have gone to sleep hours ago. I missed the window of opportunity to jack one out, and I made breakfast before continuing to play, then deciding 6 hours in one night is enough. So uh.... take it from me. It's FUN.

Fun. Fun. Fun. If you enjoyed the good old Halo feeling, this will bring it back with better graphics and similar gunplay. I particularly found it that 'fun' is the only thing I had in this game. Except when I lagged, but that's my own fault.

Really fun game, recommended you to prepare:
- Patience
- Time
- A friend or maybe not
- Time
- Your heart, since you're gonna be frustrated sometimes
- Patience
- Your mind, since you're gonna to think
- Time
- Another pair of underwear, for the great sensation of beating bosses with no lives left
- Patience.

Again, really fun! I love the game, I have won one of my 6 campaigns and recommend you to prepare yourself to lose one time or multiple. Good luck! You'll need it.