Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire dildo in your ass. Normally i would never be one to police my students boofing habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your bunghole like some kind of an ass monster.

is everything going okay at home? is your behind okay? Please let me know i can be of any more support.