Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

1. Female (big boobs & ass)

2. Age 16-23

3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!)

4. Willing to do as I as I demand

5. Have an IQ lower than mine (113)

6. Have 0 male friends

7. Cook 3 meals for me a day (Everything homemade)

8. Be willing to split the bill on a date

9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)

10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.

11. Have sex with me as I ask

12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits my gigantic ♥♥♥♥)

13. Ideally not have a job

14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all times.

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

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