After a good match in dota, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy.
We got chatting, Over the next couple months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, Lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house to play lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house,
He pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard DjCK push
against my leg. I punched him and 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. DON'T TRUST THIS GUY.

Hi asalaja,

I'm reaching out to let you know that today we had a routine follow-up appointment at the hospital. We tried calling you several times but couldn’t get through, so I’m leaving this message to keep you in the loop. We’ve all been really worried about you, especially after everything that’s happened.

We understand you went through a surgical procedure to increase the size of your penis from 2 centimeters to 12 centimeters. That kind of surgery is extremely high-risk. It involves delicate tissue manipulation, a long recovery period and carries serious potential complications such as infections, scarring, loss of sensation or even permanent damage. It’s not something to take lightly, and your health right now is our biggest concern.

We don’t know how your recovery is going, and not hearing from you is making us even more anxious.

Take care