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I'll happily change my review to positive when the game shows signs of positive change. In the meantime, this is what I have to say about the heists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujAwv0nf1Kc

Man. What a good DLC. Remember good DLC? Well clearly some people don't because they're praising Syntax Error for PAYDAY 3 as "perfect but with a fatal flaw", whatever the ♥♥♥♥ that means.

• The GL40, the beautiful secondary grenade launcher
• The Stryk 9, a fun, unbridled fully automatic pistol
• The AK rifle, a criminal classic with a kick and a sick reload.

Counterfeit and Undercover are really fantastic. I absolutely love them, both in PD:TH and PD2. Randomized events and elements keep them fun and fresh every time. There's no room for incompetence and that's really great especially after spending 80 hours in PAYDAY 3. Man.

It does things idk man just you know just check it out, make sure you check it out, this is the good PAYDAY ♥♥♥♥ right there oh yeah

10/10

Welcome to

You are Nomad, a CIA foot inspector dispatched to Bolivia. Your mission is to find this random civilian and kill him.

This is your intel:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3189102850

So you scan everyone's feet for 9 minutes.

You approach the end of your 10 minutes and start gunning down random civilians who happen to be wearing green-ish sandals.

Eventually, you find the man. The foot man. Foot Coldman.

You kill him. He looks like any other civilian you've gunned down before, but this time, you complete the mission and get congratulated for killing a civilian.
AND HIS SANDALS ARE THE WRONG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COLOR.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3189103699



Best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DLC, would inspect foots again.

Really not as fun and intuitive as Bomber Crew.

One-armed robber is the much anticipated replacement to one of the least popular co-op shooters ever. Since its release, PAYDAY 3 players have been reveling in the thrill of a perfectly planned and executed game that doesn't suck thanks to One-armed Robber. That’s what makes One-armed robber a fun, co-op FPS experience that's better than PAYDAY 3 and has more players.

Step out of the garbage grind game and back into fun videogames: the envy of PAYDAY 3 shills and the nightmare of crappy moderators who only do it because they get free DLC wherever they go. Several months after PAYDAY 3's reign of garbage began and ended, assemble a squad once again to have fun with the goofy physics and the original level design.


Give outlet to your greed and let loose in One-armed Robber. In addition to gold, cash and jewelry, La Joconde, wine and more expensive wine, you’ll be able to have fun, which you can't do in PAYDAY 3.

It won’t be as simple as making promises and underdelivering. Devs will have to work hard and plan smart to make the game as fun as possible. Gain experience, unlock new tools and weapons to handle the tougher challenges (shooting a rifle with a single arm is pretty hard you know).


A professional heister knows it takes planning, hard work and a good amount of luck in order to make a game that doesn't suck. In PAYDAY 3 the game sucks. In One-armed Robber you must organize yourself and your crew: carry your bags and tools, breach your way to the loot and shoot your way out with your hard earned money, booze, 16 karat gold two-headed cat and more money because why stop there.

Not just anyone is worthy of standing at your side for something as important as a heist. Likewise, PAYDAY 3 doesn't belong in your library and you should ask Steam Support to delete it from there.


PAYDAY 3 has never valued the players. and it has less players than One-armed Robber on a sunday afternoon lmao. Play One-armed Robber instead of wasting $90 on garbage.

After frequenting the straighest channel of the Titanfall 2 Discord server named "Northstar" (how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ original... it's the name of one of the Titans. Very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ handy for looking up in a search engine),
I was suggested to install this application. It looked silly and harmless and it's free, so, why not?

At first it really was just a silly little desktop pet, but it's actually kind of fun to just let Creature (I named it that) walk around, play games, play the guitar thanks to a nice mod somebody submitted to the Steam Workshop. It's really just a nice little desktop pet, there's nothing really groundbreaking but what it does, it does well.

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I launched this game expecting nothing and without having played the first episode.

Holy ♥♥♥♥.

So that's what it feels like? To play a game that wasn't made to ride along some crappy trends? Made with passion for the fun of it?

A game where just because you're not the good guy, you're not inexplicably evil and in fact are quite relatable?

Woah.

Like, zoinks, man. I only expected this to be some overrated Source slop. Turns out I was dead wrong. E:Z2 is by far my favorite Half-Life installment and it's not even made by Valve.
It's not official but I don't care, this is all canon to me.

It's fun, it works (two things not all games can guarantee these days), the story gripped me from the moment 3650's character kicked in. E:Z2 introduces original game mechanics while also paying hommage to the previous installments made by Valve. I refuse to go into any more detail on that because I'd rather you discover them by yourself. Just know that they're a blast to play with.

Both on paper and in execution, E:Z2 is a remarkable display of what passionate fans can do when they're not Tyler McVicker and that being the bad guy doesn't have to result in an incoherent, violent character who kills his henchmen for no reason (though I'll admit I may have SLAMmed a guy or two because they ragdoll funny).

A boring little game that plays like a chore that never ends.

a subpar MOBA in first person with unimaginative designs, only kept alive by consumerism slaves, gambling addicts and NSFW artists. I did not want to hate it but here we are.

Positives:
• The game is less than 40 gigabytes
• I get to make fun of real-life soyjaks on the forums
• I play Bastion and I get to murder those unsufferable characters with a big gun

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3020175632

Negatives:
• the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game
• Don't even get me started on company ethos, just here to talk about the game.

Select your character* and head into battle against/with/as the most unlikable squeaking heroes. So edgy you can cut yourself by wearing headphones or little child with a gun? This is your** choice*** to make!
*characters may or may not be based on characters and classes from other games.
**if one of the four other players on your team didn't pick them first
***characters may or may not be paywalled, including some from the original game.


Hey remember PVP? It's now stuck in 5v5. Just like a handful of other games out there! Huh, what a coincidence. Why bother having a bajillion heroes if you can only be 5 players on a team? The players are held so tight together in their 5-heroes formation, if one dies, the entire thing falls apart. There's no room for gameplay, it's just a numbers game at this point.

And now, gameplay! Hold left click! Sometimes press E or Shift! Congrations! You done it! That's the whole game, woohoo. This is it. You just hold left click til you die. You can release left click again sometimes to stop hearing the terrible audio of the game. Now go and buy some premium currency, hero, save the day or something.

You steamroll or you get steamrolled. No inbetween. Your enemy has more powerful heroes than you? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. No fun for you. Even winning isn't always fun! How do you ruin WINNING? HELLO???

• Ashe is just like playing PAYDAY 2 with the Western DLC. Hipfire, shoot fast, two guns, a dynamite.
• Illari is literally Furia from Paladins with extra turrets
• Mercy is Medic from Team Fortress 2.
• Junkrat is Demoman from Team Fortress 2, down to the peg leg.
• Pharah is Soldier from Team Fortress 2.
• D.VA is a Titanfall 2 Pilot with Nuke Eject and default pistol equipped.
• Genji is Raiden from METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE.

And probably so many more taken from Paladins and Dirty Bomb, I don't even want to count any more.


Unimaginative, incoherent sci-fi designs. I never knew an FPS could make guns this boring to look at. But rejoice! Fortnite/Garfield the show looking ass people! Hurray!

A few original designs, such as Tracer, D.VA or Bastion, were redesigned**** just for the Overwatch® 2 update!
****Redesigns may be straight downgrades.
My favorite design was Zenyatta, funni robot monk guy, whom they ruined in his OW2 redesign by giving him fancy shoes and golden pants. HE IS A MONK, NOT AN INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER YOU CEREBRALY BANKRUPT FRAUDS! (thankfully they knew it was trash and let you pick the original Overwatch designs.)

Also there's... turrets that are just balls. They're just balls. They're silent if they're out of your field of view. Then there's a tank who's barefoot and he shoots little balls. And then there's another character with more balls. There's a support who fires bouncing balls. Bastion now has a secondary explosive ball. Then there's the hamster who drops floating explosive balls.
Spheres, how imaginative!


Hey remember the promised PVE? It's boring. It's really just shooting an unimaginative group of robots clearly inspired by Halo 4 & 5's Prometheans but they glow purple instead. I insist on "group" and not "army" or "waves" because there were so few robots, except when there were little dinosaur-looking robots stolen from Horizon Zero Dawn. People dropped out of the game because they were bored. We had to beat it with 2 bots instead of them. Thank ♥♥♥♥ we played the event mision and did not pay for this. I can't imagine paying 15€ for a crappy Mann versus Machine rip-off that plays like a mobile game.


Is this the game to kill all games? Then why am I getting 3 minutes of waiting when I queue for "quick play"? Where's my actiblizzillion players? This takes longer than matchmaking in Halo Infinite!

My only reason to keep playing is to fill everyone with lead as Bastion. The rest of the roster can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die.

Just don't. You're not missing out.

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