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Good shot on the plague doctor, guy was a pain in my butt the whole match

last night i had some great sex, it was the bomb. i ripped off the condom and creampied my mom

And man, you wouldn’t believe the looks I got after I hit that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid. Seriously, they were looking at me like I just totally lost my ♥♥♥♥. Like I’d been the one crying, ruining the flight for everyone! No joke, these people turned on me so quick. On me! The good guy in this situation! It was one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in my life: An airplane full of people looked at a screaming colored kid, and then looked at me—the guy who hit the kid, mind you—and they all decide to side with the colored kid. I couldn’t believe my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes.

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat.