Salty Boy   Key West, Florida, United States
Welcome to my Profile!

I'm not the most loyal person.
Not even that funny.
But in this world of constant lies and disguises,
I'm the perfect person to hide in with the rest.

Zutterbat : I'm sorry dane but I like sigafoo a bit more :o
Uncle Dane : why would you even say that
Zutterbat : Cause
Just_Alejandro : is this legit Dane?
Uncle Dane : like whats the point
Zutterbat : I always wanted to :u
Zutterbat : Its personal
Zutterbat : Yes
Zutterbat : Yes santa
Zutterbat : I can tell my kids
Zutterbat : I like someone more then someone else

Favorite Qoutes

"There is no puzzle, without a solution" ~ Professor Layton

"Whoever is first in the field and awaits the coming of the enemy, will be fresh for the fight; whoever is second in the field and has to hasten to battle will arrive exhausted." ~ Sun Tzu

"One cannot get stronger, Without knowing one's flaws."

"A friend today, could be your enemy tommorow." ~ Inquistor Barnham

My Dream


Dimensions (inches) Small Medium Large Extra Large
Diameter of Head: 1.70 2.48 2.96 3.60
Diameter of Shaft: 1.22 1.66 2.56 2.57
Diameter of Medial Ring: 1.48 2.10 2.50 3.20
Usable Length: 6.75 10.00 12.00 15.00
Circumference of Head: 5.00 7.25 8.75 10.75
Circumference of Shaft: 3.75 5.50 6.50 8.00
Circumference of Medial Ring: 4.53 6.25 7.75 10.00
Total Length: 8.00 11.50 14.00 17.50
Currently Offline
Last Online 1 hrs, 6 mins ago
Achievement Showcase
Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate

Recent Activity

6,512 hrs on record
last played on Dec 9
3.8 hrs on record
last played on Dec 8
4.2 hrs on record
last played on Dec 7
Holy Smokes Guys Dec 3 @ 7:06pm 
+rep, enlightened me about Vaporeon
Bobby Metro Boomin’ Dec 3 @ 12:16pm 
Hates furries
Bladextreme Nov 17 @ 11:01pm 
I wasn't going to comment but you left the server after taking you "easy" win from me during our duel. Coward, you will delete this but I don't care. You didn't deserve the win. You should feel ashamed that non of you "wins" were real and you hide in spawn coward. I hope you enjoy the notch in your belt because your going to choke on it soon enough.
~lolz Nov 10 @ 4:13pm 
HI! Connections with the upcoming Halloween we decided to hold a Giveaway - We inform you that in a random selection of Steam ID64 using the site Random.org!
Your Steam ID64 is the winner.
Sign in site {LINK REMOVED}
(Forttf2 .com If the site is unavailable, remove the space before the com)
And to identify the winner use your code:_>WIN_SAJWKS<_
And after using the code, an offer with a winning item will be sent to you immediately.
You can choose one of several items.
★Strange Unusual Bonk Boy - Unusual Effect: Sunbeams

★Magnetic Hat Protector Corona Australis

★Unusual Merc's Mohawk - Unusual Effect: Burning Flames

★Electric Hat Protector Corona Australis

★Unusual Killer Exclusive - Unusual Effect: Scorching Flames

★Atomic Corona Australis
★ JRatt Oct 27 @ 6:54pm 
+rep fast trader
csoccer50(B>Cards and BPs) Sep 18 @ 7:49pm 
need some help if you don't mind