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Recent reviews by ZephyrIAddy

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11 people found this review helpful
190.9 hrs on record
Look, this game knows what it is. It delivers exactly what it says on the tin — weird, spicy, unapologetic content for a very specific crowd. And for that? It works.

That said, calling it a “good game” feels a bit misleading. There’s just… not much to do. You explore, you watch things get slurped, and then you kinda sit there wondering what you’re doing with your life (while still strangely entertained).

If you’re here for deep mechanics or gameplay progression, turn back. If you’re here because your brain short-circuited from a gif on Twitter at 3AM? Yeah, you’ll probably get your money’s worth.

6.9/10 — would stare blankly at the screen in post-nut clarity again.
Posted March 18, 2024. Last edited June 16.
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31.2 hrs on record
wanna play halo infinite? just play call of duty... its just a corner camping noob fest
Posted August 7, 2023.
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3,070.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I downloaded VRChat as a joke. A meme. I was like, “haha yeah let’s see the weird anime people.” Now it’s 3AM and I’m sitting in a mirror world wearing a custom Rexolium avatar with toggles for ✨emotions✨, sipping fake wine, getting ear scritches from a synth fox who says “rawr” unironically — and I’m into it???

Every day in this game is a new flavor of identity crisis. One day I’m a smol angry bean yelling at people’s shins in a public world, the next I’m emotionally bonding with a dragon over childhood trauma while pretending we’re in space.

Also, who gave me, a short, chaos-fueled gremlin, access to full-body tracking? That was a mistake. I’ve kicked over at least three people and dabbed into a wall IRL. Worth it.

And don’t get me started on the mirror. I live in the mirror now. I make 45 facial expressions, blink five times, and start rethinking my entire personality. I haven’t played an actual “game” in weeks. I’ve just been vibing. And cuddling. And drinking with strangers who now know more about me than my real friends.

EAC? Still garbage. Crashes me when I sneeze.
VRChat? Still home. Still therapy. Still hell.

10/10 — would yell “pat me, coward” while chasing a 7ft tall shark again.
Posted November 6, 2021. Last edited June 16.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,430.9 hrs on record (1,080.7 hrs at review time)
this game is awesome base but its even better if you have mods and friends who know how to script arma
Posted September 16, 2021.
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30.3 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game is a beautiful mess and its super fun, if you liked doom this will be a game for you a small campaign right now but still gonna provide many hours of entertainment
Posted January 3, 2021.
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164.6 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
If you enjoyed halo on the console you will love it on pc!
Posted July 29, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.2 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
played it on epic games launcher first but it is a good game that forces you to think ahead for building size and even locations
Posted July 4, 2020.
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1,455.8 hrs on record
This game? CS-bleh. It’s not Counter-Strike, it’s Counter-Suffering. I’ve never hated something this passionately — and I say that with love. No, seriously. I'm passionately passionate about how passionately I hate this digital war crime.

The hitreg is more like missreg. The smokes work when they feel like it. I peek an angle and die before I even exist. My bullets take coffee breaks. My teammates? Emotionally feral toddlers with voice chat access.

Every round is a rush B straight to my blood pressure. Every match is a full-length feature film titled How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tilt.

If emotional pain was an esport, I’d be Global Elite.

0/10 — would uninstall, reinstall, and uninstall again. Just out of spite.
Posted May 16, 2020. Last edited June 16.
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39.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
For what it is, Breeders of the Nephelym is shockingly good. Mechanically smooth, visually polished (emphasis on the polish), and surprisingly deep for something that starts with “monster girl farming simulator.”

I was ready to slap a sad face on this and mark it as abandoned — but plot twist! The devs just yeeted out of hibernation with a fresh update as of 6/13/25. So yeah… I stand corrected. The breeding barn lives on.

That said, development's been slower than a sleepy satyr, and while the content slaps (in more ways than one), it's been a wild ride watching this game teeter between cult classic and ghost town. But hey — the potential is still all there, bouncing around in glorious full physics.

8/10 — would wrangle thicc fluff creatures again. Glad it’s not dead. Yet.
Posted December 16, 2019. Last edited June 16.
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9.6 hrs on record
Honestly? Production Line hits that sweet spot between zen factory-building and spreadsheet-induced panic. It’s surprisingly fun once you get into the groove of min-maxing your way into a car-building empire.

Pro tip: Start with two lines. Trust me. You won’t understand why at first, but future-you will build a statue in my honor when things start to back up like a 3AM Taco Bell run.

Great for fans of logistics, automation, and yelling “WHY IS NO ONE INSTALLING THE DAMN DOORS?”

9/10 — would micromanage my way into factory-induced insomnia again.
Posted July 23, 2019. Last edited June 16.
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