Azm-ü hamam edelim,sürtüştürem ben sana,
Lal-ı şarab içirem ve ıslatıp geçirem,
Eğil eğil sokayım,iki tutam az mıdır?
Diz çökerek önüne ılık ılık akıtam,
Salınarak giderken arkandan ben sokam,
Kulaklarından tutam,dibine kadar sokam,
Öyle bir sokayım ki,kalmasın dışarda hiç,
Eğer arzu edersen ben ağzına vereyim,
Herkeze vermektesin,birde bana versene
Sen her zaman gelesin,ben Mathes'e veresin,

After a good game in cs2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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