URGENT WARNING

I am writing to warn you of a predator loose in your area called Uncle Ron, who is known to prey on elderly men for deviant purposes. He likes to obtain the cummy wummies from elderly men and smear it on his face, as he considers it an elixir of youth. When he isn't hanging around churches to prey on elderly men, he can often be found at the beach where he likes to pretend that he is a merman, however when he's unable to find mermaids to abuse he will satisfy his needs by shagging a fish. I have personal experience with this predator, he once kidnapped me and forced me to roleplay as a small child while he pretended to be Michael Jackson, so I know what he's capable of. Please take this warning seriously and share his picture to as many people as possible.

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

How long is too long for a poop?
Studies have shown that the average bowel movement takes 12 seconds. Sometimes it does take longer, however, so at maximum, you should not spend more than 10 minutes on the toilet.

WOW A TEAM SO ORGANIZED THAT THEY USE THE SAME PROFILE PICTURE

oh just send a message absolutely real person

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