Recent reviews by Intoxicated Pianist

10 FPS running a 3070ti laptop, 16gb ram and an I9-12900. Unbelievable. I had high expectations, but Im not surprised. Getting my refund ready.

One of the best zombie games ever made.

If you like L4D, Dying Light or anything remotely similar to these titles, you will enjoy this game. I will say though; if you're someone who enjoys achievement hunting or playing in squads... be wary before buying. Sadly, not many people play this game anymore. Especially not many skilled players.

There is an achievement where you need to beat every level on the hardest difficulty and it's close to impossible to do with the AI teammates, and even closer to zero if you play solo. Another achievement requires you playing a number of multiplayer games which is nearly impossible to find, due to the lack of players.

If you dont care about achievements, nor playing with others, this game is a MUST buy for zombie fans. If you do care, I would say buy with caution. You can always do what I did and post discussion post to find people, but even then, its still hard to get enough people.

I have yet to buy a DLC but would potentially buy them down the line, because of how fun this game is. Playing this game makes you feel like youre actually in the apocalypse haha. Massive hordes, great level design, great weapon selection, and a bunch more I'll save for you to find out.

Even without the DLC, the game has much to offer.

The only down-sides are the lack of players, and the AI teammates being unintelligent. Either way, if you like normal difficulty, you can beat it solo easily and or with the bots.

If all else fails for you lads, send me a message personally and I will help you fight the horde that never seems to end. For the path to glory isnt forged alone, but rather with the help of your squad-mates. Later

Final Rating: 9/10

Dont waste your time unless you have a god PC. I have a decent setup and can/could never get this game to run at anything more than 25fps. No matter how many chances I give this slop game, It shows me why I dont like it. Even if I sit through the terrible experience of having low frames, It's still not a good game. Combat is ok, driving is terrible... the city is practically dead because you wont be able to run the game without removing 95% of the population...

3/10 game, mainly due to optimization.

Look past the controls and camera angles and you will enjoy this game. I was turned off by at first. I stopped playing the game in the first few minutes because I didnt like it. Decided to play it one more time and finally got over it.

I think we as a whole need to start appreciating games like this. Everyone wants 10k graphics and smooth controls. I think games like these that are lacking in areas make gaming great. It shows that even with the bare minimum, greatness can be achieved.

There are countless games of modern age that I would put this over. Story and environment design will always be better than 20k graphics and a bland story.

Game studios need to stop wasting money on making high end games when they cant even perform in the most important part of creating a game. Hopefully, anyone who decided to put this game down after those two areas of critique, decide to try it again and look past it.

I havent finished playing the game, but im assuming im close towards the end. I would give this game a 7.5 to a 8 out of 10.

Completed the game - My rating has changed from a 7.5 - 8 out of 10 to a 8 - 8.5 out of 10.

How do you ruin a sports game?

I tried to give Madden the benefit of the doubt and take the risk on this purchase. I now know why I haven't played a sports related game in the last 5 years. This was easily the worst experience I've had in ages. I was already irritated learning they don't have the only good game mode in the game anymore (player-franchise mode). Who approved of removing features from a game?

This is genuinely not worth your money unless you have absolutely nothing else to spend it on and even then I wouldn't recommend buying this. I can almost guarantee this game will be at $3 by next week. That's more than what It plays like. My refund is in the process and I hope whoever is funding these games goes bankrupt for wasting my time.

60GB game of nothing. The game feels incredibly clunky, slow, and poorly made. The qb's are throwing to the stands every play if not giving them a free pick 6 for the 8th time...

What has Madden come to? I used to enjoy playing these games back in the day when they actually cared about making a game. Watching YouTube videos of what was going to be in the game and new features being implemented.

I want you all to buy this game, play 1 game and get a good laugh before your refund request is submitted. You probably wont make it to the kickoff. Feels like this game went backwards 10 years. Never again. All the devs should be ashamed of themselves for making this and the people who approved of this as well. Give it up.

Seems like a decent game. I would spend $35 at most though. $20 with the current optimization.

This game was truly something else. When i first heard of it, I was immediately thrown off on how it could have won GOTY. Second I played it, I knew this game was deserving of GOTY. I got immersed in a category of games ive never played before and still put over 100 hours with not a single ill thought. The map as well as the characters were very intriguing to me. We can only hope more games see what this has done and follow note. A company that actually cares about the game is hard to come by nowadays. I decided to pick up Divinity Original Sin 2, and now hope to experience the same thrill I got out of this one. Only thing I wish shouldve been done with this game is having the player talk, and being able to have more fruitful conversations with people in the game. I planned on giving Gale the crown, but someone didnt even get a choice when finally beating the boss, so i did what i wanted and took the crown for myself. Overall this was a phenomenal game and would easily rate this a 9.5/10. Continue to make games like this, please. We need them direly.

As of now its pretty much just the forest with new companions. And similar monsters but once updates come out it will be golden. Still enjoying the game at a 8/10. So far Ive experienced no bugs in my playthrough. Gets better with each update.

Great game to spend a lot of time in. Fun in singleplayer, and with friends. Highly recommend if you like grind-like games. 8.5/10

Waited quite some time to play. Not disappointed. 10/10