wtf its doge the dog

H E L L O

why am I the bottom here wtf

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ME ⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢰⣾⢛⣃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠙⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠡⣶⡾⢿⡄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ YOU ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣇⢸⡇⠱⣌⣛⣛⡛⣉⣤⣤⡤⠤⠭⠭⠉⠻⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⡄⢻⡀⠳⣷⣶⣷⠂⣰⣿⣿⡀⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⣡⣿⣦⣌⠢⡙⠋⠄⢺⡿⠿⣩⣴⣿⠠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⢀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⡏⢠⣄⣙⠂⢈⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⣿⣷⠈⢿⣿⡐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠈⢻⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣠⡿⢁⣾⠄⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿

Henry I'm sorry but your doctor just called and he says you can never have sex again

AHHHH SEX!!! ARGHHHH SEX!!!
I... I'M NOT DOING SEX!
MY... MY WHOLE EXISTENCE! HAS TRULY! BECOME SEX!!! SEX!!!
STOP, HENRY! YOUR BODY CAN'T HANDLE MUCH MORE OF THIS!
NO! I'VE BECOME SEX! DEFINITELY BECOME... SEX! SEX!!!
STOP! YOU'RE GONNA DIE, HENRY!
ARE YOU STILL GONNA DO IT?!
EVEN IF IT MEANS CUTTING YOUR LIFE SHORT?!
SHUT UP!!
I'LL HAVE SEX... EVEN IF I DIE!! SEX!!!