Recent reviews by The Boy With The Noise

was waiting for this game for so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long and i love this game but one quick message to the devs im garbage bro please nerf the pet nursery level this ♥♥♥♥♥ unforgiving actually nursery level is perfectly balanced wtf is the big cages level this one is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up yall enjoy my pain fr nvm again bow guy busted

Haven't Nearly Finished this game yet but OMFG THIS GAME IS SUCH AN AMAZING GAME LITERALLY NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THE ELABORATE ASSAULT OF GOOD DESIGN THAT WOULD HIT MY EYES BEFORE I EVEN STARTED THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME if you are a fan of the 1st game i highly recommend continuing the story cause so far its fantastic and the music OH MY GOD THE MUSIC IDK HOW YOU CAN UPGRADE FROM PERFECT BUT THEY DID no spoilers just PLAY IT NOW and if you havent played the series before WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR AN INVITATION? NO? THEN GO BUY THEM ALL BUY THEM TODAYYYYYYYYYY!

its super fun but a lil frustrating at first i suggest sticking it out and try your best. Did someone steal your ♥♥♥♥ boo hoo find more ♥♥♥♥.

Been playing this game for years on console and i couldn't wait for sale to try out mods since i have to 100% the game and get all the achievements before i install them that being said this is in my top 5 favorite games of all time if you haven't played it DO IT this game is wicked fun

Wow this is just it here it is my favorite game of all time how do i even begin writing a review for this banger of a game well anywhere is a good start.
1.(The Music) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOW DOES EVERY SINGLE SONG ON THIS OST SLAP THIS HARD I know its prolly the hype train but this is my favorite ost I've ever heard and the devs better print it on CD and Vinyl its so good id buy 2 copies of each. If I were to choose 3 highlight tracks in the game my picks would be (Wudpecker, Celsius Troubles, Unexpectancy) and yes that was hard to choose as every track is so clean.
2.(The Gameplay/Level Design) YOU KNOW FOR A GAME THAT ONLY HAS 20 LEVELS AND 5 BOSSES YOU'D THINK THERE WERE CORNERS CUT. Nope this game oozes quality out of every second you play it and every level is purposefully re-playable especially if you are like me and want to 100% a game you gotta work your fatass off to get that sweet sweet P Rank. Gameplay-wise it has it all tricky platforming that takes memory to be able to traverse at the speed of sound itself luckily they designed Peppino to be the best platforming character to ever exist I could play this game for hours and hours on end while finding out the fastest way to beat one level. My favorite levels have to be (Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator, Gnome Forest, Oh ♥♥♥♥!, Pizzascape, and Don't Make A Sound)
3.(Art) NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD This game combines styles from the 90s while still keeping its humor modern in a sense (we all know what I'm talking about here). The attention to detail in every single sprite is immaculate from Peppino's facial expressions to every enemies reaction to Peppino running at them full speed. I absolutely adore the bosses too but i cant exactly give out spoilers for them just know that every single one of them is animated flawlessly!
4.(Story) well no need to go into the details of this heavily lore driven game god knows i cried my eyes out at its true ending. It's one of those games that ascends the very definition of a game to become the ultimate story of Good VS Evil this is prolly one of if not the best aspect of Pizza Tower!
Well that just about wraps up my thoughts on my favorite game of all time if you got 20$ don't hesitate BUY THE GAME DAMNIT DO IT DO IT NOW!

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IT GOT 100X BETTER OVER TIME BETWEEN MODS AND THE NOISE AND THE HALLOWEEN UPDATE OMFG IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED YOUVE LOST YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!!

very short game but for 1$ i think its worth it the atmosphere is really great and its really more than i expected give it a try

its a lil messy but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if this aint the most fun ive had in an indie fighter ever please pick this game up if you wanna support the devs god knows imma play this game way more than any sane human being would oh and also oh my god is octodad so much fun in this game i havent won a single match online yet (its kinda laggy but eh im sure itll be fixed) but damn am i having fun even when im losing and so far the community is really nice too just saying rn when the characters i want get announced for this game or modded in imma be one happy fray player

If you are looking for an fps game that is very re-playable with an easy to follow story look no further than Severed Steel its definitely not the best fps game or the worst but its certainly got its moments and im not gonna act like i regret the purchase cause i played this game till my wrists went numb and finally the ost is banging

played it on switch now i gotta play it on steam honestly i get why some dont like it but it is wildly addicting except for when you encounter like 4-5 boompoints on one ship then i kinda wanna quit lmao

what else needs to be said about this game its terrifying intense funny and u get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ axe in it 10/10 love this game