Captain Izayoi
The Eternal Loving Meido of the Ultimate Dream   United States
 
 
I am walking perfection. TPCi-certified (retired) Pokemon Professor. Dr. Feelgood. Floran Master Race. Hoenn represent.

Ten little magical girls went out to dine;
One choked her little self, and then there were Nine
Nine little magical girls stayed up too late;
One wandered off too far, and then there were Eight
Eight little magical girls wandered throughout the mansion;
One said she'd stay there and then there were Seven
Seven little magical girls chopping up sticks;
One chopped herself in half, and then there were Six
Six little magical girls playing with some knives;
They came up from behind and stabbed one, and then there were Five
Five little magical girls headed for the door;
One tripped on the way out, and then there were Four
Four little magical girls going out to sea;
A giant catfish swallowed one, and then there were Three
Three little magical girls were now a weary crew;
A vampire hugged one, and then there were Two
Two little magical girls sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up, and then there was One
One little magical girl left all alone;
She went and hanged herself
And then there were none.




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Thanks List:
Arisu: Tabletop Simulator and CS: GO
Momimomi: Cave Story, Arma 3 Alpha, DOTA 2, Killing Floor, a nice DLC for Spiwal Kites, Red Orchestras 1 and 2, Borderlands 2, Rising Storm, Final Fantasy 7, Garry's Mod, Saints Row: The Third, and Deus Ex
Trout: Borderlands, Sakura Spirit, Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition & Serious Sam 3 Coupons, Deus Ex - Invisible War, the Humble Multiplayer Mayhem Bundle, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Age of Empires 2 - Rise of the Rajas and Pizza
Arcade Bumstead: Monday Night Combat
Hideyoshi: Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Byakuren 'Shinki' Hijiri: Serious Sam 2
KarakasaSurprise: Portal 2
OuO: 8Bit Boy
Roff: Pizza, Headset, innumerable amounts of League of Legends skins, literally a whole new PC and a good Mouse
Ana: Broforce, Blackwake and Black Mesa!
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Booster Packs Received:
Left 4 Dead 2: 1
Half-Life 2: 3
Team Fortress 2: 2
Borderlands 2: 1
Portal 2: 1
World of Warships: 1

11:34 PM - Utsuho Silkmooji: Are you turning into a conspiracy theorist on me?

8:21 PM - ///Cornelia: MAKE LOVE TO ME

3:01 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: *Shoves her meat in your mouth*
3:01 PM - Yoshika Miyako, Undead Servant: Lewd
3:01 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: ohwait
3:01 PM - Yoshika Miyako, Undead Servant: Wow
3:01 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: ♥♥♥♥
3:01 PM - Yoshika Miyako, Undead Servant: Waytoolewd
3:01 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: SCARTCH THAT
3:01 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: I DIDNT SAY THAT
3:02 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: BADABA

3:24 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: *Grape*
3:24 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: ...
3:24 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: grope*
3:24 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
3:24 PM - Yoshika Miyako, Loving Zombie: There's another
3:24 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: NO

12:32 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: Fapply easter
12:32 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: Happy*
12:31 PM - Yoshika Miyako, Loving Zombie: Hmpf
12:32 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: fml
12:31 PM - Yoshika Miyako, Loving Zombie: Wow
12:32 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: STAP
12:33 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: ITS THE PHONE
12:32 PM - Yoshika Miyako, Loving Zombie: Way. Too. Lewd.
12:33 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: IT WANTS TO KEEEEELLLL MEEEE
12:34 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: *Puts you in a headdick and ruffles your hair*
12:34 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: Lick*
12:34 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: lock*
12:34 PM - ☭~Marisa Kirisame~☭: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IT

8:29 PM - Cat-tain Izayoi: You've given me the straight-shooting truth, straighter than Caitlyn's ulti, but you've never hurt me
8:33 PM - 人形師 Alice Margatroid: A-Arisu would've taken the ult for you '^ '
8:33 PM - 人形師 Alice Margatroid: Sh-she supports like that...

10:03 AM - Arcade Brunestud: I DON'T GIVE A ♥♥♥♥

9:57 PM - NukuNuku: Kiss me.

3:49 PM - Nui Harime: Do you have a big butt~?

6:17 PM - 人形師 Alice Margatroid: You dirty little Cap~

8:57 PM - 破壊 Flandre Scarlet: You dirty dirty Trainer Cap~

4:39 PM - 無邪気な Sanae Kochiya: O-oh you dirty Cap~!

6:05 PM - Orin "Corpse ♥♥♥♥♥♥" Kaenbyou: E-Every time I use a corpse, I-I'm thinking of you

5:04 PM - Arcade Bumstead (Streaming): You little nuclear slut

11:16 PM - ///Silk: Your momma is just a pervert!

9:23 PM - Arcade Bumstead: Give Capcap a little tap tap
9:24 PM - Arcade Bumstead: And a smack on the tush

8:31 PM - Eirin Yagokoro: MY OFFICE IS NOT A DRESSING ROOM

5:05 PM - Aya Shameimaru: So, you ever looked at Alan Wake
5:05 PM - Captain Izayoi, Loving Meido: No.
5:06 PM - Aya Shameimaru: You should
5:06 PM - Aya Shameimaru: It's a really good dame
5:06 PM - Aya Shameimaru: And it's cheap right now

8:02 PM - ☭Comrade Momiji☭: This may sound crazy
8:02 PM - ☭Comrade Momiji☭: but I have a feeling
8:02 PM - ☭Comrade Momiji☭: that it's possible
8:02 PM - ☭Comrade Momiji☭: that maybe
8:02 PM - ☭Comrade Momiji☭: you don't like america

5:31 PM - Jay: my dog ate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ d

11:57 AM - Green Tees: you know you were actually a really cool person when i added you but now to me you are on the same level as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Comment Milestones:
#50: Flora
#69: Flora (again)
#75: That One Drunk
#100: Flora (AGAIN)
#150: Flora (AGAIN ' u ')
#200: Jolly Old Saint Laika
#250: Silky
#300: Flora, yet again.
#350: Another Flora
#400: An ouo
#420blazeit: OuO strikes again
#450: Me!
#Fahrenheit 451: Dumbfish
#500: Mega Waifu
#550: Ana
#600: Some new person
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fym Jun 6 @ 9:44am 
Salutations brother. Good news, this infohazard will infect ye through time and space. Lord Inglip and The Mad Monk say 1337 misses you. +rep to The Bro
76561199498895522 May 27 @ 12:01pm 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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𝓣𝓻𝓲𝔁𝓲𝓮💙 Sep 1, 2022 @ 11:22pm 
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Gelisor Jun 4, 2021 @ 12:46pm 
salutations friend, are you able to add me? my reasons include having a brief conversation
Akile Jun 4, 2021 @ 5:27am 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat
Gelisor Apr 15, 2021 @ 3:25pm 
greetings brother, let us commence recreational activities with each other, as such I recommend that you offer me a request to be a friend, please and thank you.