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Paddy   Ireland
 
 
Oi oi! You lucky people!

This story shall the good man teach his son.



"Suddenly, Religion-hating Communists bust in the place and start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up."

"i grabbed the nearest shovel and slammed it in the face
#yoloswag #420blazeit"

"You are now on notice for hacking the software police may charge you under the FEDERAL CRIMES ACT. Penalty 10 yrs prison, xbox live disconnection FOR LIFE."

"p'rhaps joineth the convent so yond thee might obtaineth a high'r quality education rath'r than being an ign'rant wench.
Here endeth the lesson."

"The girls do what they want too. As long as they want to curtsy. Otherwise, they are beaten until their wisdom increases."

"Split that between ye, ye swine!"

"you two-timing, ♥♥♥♥-witted mongrel of a ♥♥♥♥."

" They (the Irish) live on beasts only, and live like beasts. They have not progressed at all from the habits of pastoral living. This is a filthy people, wallowing in vice. Of all peoples it is the least instructed in the rudiments of the faith. They do not yet pay tithes or first fruits or contract marriages. They do not avoid incest. " - Gerald of Wales, 1185"

"I get my highs from the self-satisfaction after a hard days work. Lock me up Garda"

"slay thine abomination before it giveth birth to a daemon"



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|51st|.Capt.MarkvA Sep 21 @ 10:07am 
When I was a wee lad, I was at the movie theater. I saw a cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp steering a ship. (No doubt in the Caribbean). It said "Pirates of the Caribbean"

I thought to myself, "what a joke. im 12, and I am 100% sure that this will be a flop franchise."

And you know what? I wasn't wrong.
Daddy Dijon Sep 21 @ 3:38am 
✌️ do you remember? 🤔 the 21st 🌙 night 🌙 of 🕧 september 🕧 ❤️ love was changing the minds of pretenders ❤️ ☁️ while chasing the clouds away ☁️ ❤️ our hearts were ringing 📞 in the key 🗝 that our souls were singing, as we danced in the night 🌙 remember how the ⭐stars⭐🌙 stole the night away 🌙
Jordan_ Sep 7 @ 10:19am 
thanks
Daddy Dijon Sep 7 @ 9:26am 
DEEP MAYO
Daddy Dijon Sep 6 @ 4:27am 
It's your birthday, and you're special too. So I brought some gwonks from the outer gwonk zoo. They honk (honk) and skwonk (skwonk) and sing just for you.
Daddy Dijon Sep 1 @ 10:15am 
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