The Milk Man
 
 
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https://www.twitch.tv/themanthatmilks :bleach:
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This game envelopes you into a world of endless possibility. Indeed, the Mega craft team have truly outdone themselves, as I have now purchased this for at least 7 mutuals at this point, and all of them have agreed with me, that this is a Low level game, that deserves triple a funding. This embodiment of pure testosterone and pixel femininity has pushed a narrative of how the world can be if it were to allow big bongolas, I'm talking Bolongalongs. and also the thighs, oh sweet NASCAR baby Jesus I cannot TELL YOU, THE OVEN IS READY FOR MY BODY AND I WISH TO BECOME BREAD. Let us not stray too far into this... as I would be spoiling the spoils, to you, the reader.

I must say, that this game has an excellent speedrunning capability, with 2 of my friends (including me) learning the best ways to speed run it, and the categories, which include (glitchless/deathless/onfoot)+(any% car runs). To everyone wondering if this is a game suited for someone with a healthy lifestyle and real life friends and the actual love you gain from human interaction on a daily basis with the basic human function of sociability?.... YES! I say again, YESS!!!! This will 100% raise your alpha predator instincts and make you a better person at the end of the day. Your social hierarchy chain will crumble beneath your sigma male/goddess female aura, and you will eventually gain sentience. Also, you can build in this game!

For those of you wondering why I only have 1.7 Hrs total (at the time of review) is because If I showed you the hours I have on my alt account. You would never be able to look at your friendly neighborhood MilkMan the same again. I will only tell you that among my peers I have gained Alpha status by pure, unadulterated, unfiltered testosterone. I have massive amounts of coitus, with all of the women, with the help of Megacraft Hentai Survival. To all my fellow reviewers, may I remind you that I was among the first people to buy this game, and I helped push this game to climb just a bit higher, to your eyes to see, and you are WELCOME!!!

I leave you with this, Possible consumer of gods work, do you want to truly reach a point of existence where you simply don't have to leave your sweaty, stained filled chair to interact with human beings and be a productive member of society? and do you wan to be able to show your friends your speed running skills/your house made for the big fat honkers that reside here???????????????? If so, this game Is ABSOโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅINGLUTLEY made for you.

Thank you Sweet Games, For your productiveness to society to push us humans to another level. I am excited to see whats in store.

-TheMilkMan
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270 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
1,124 hrs on record
last played on Jun 8
98 hrs on record
last played on May 21
balls_lightning Nov 9, 2022 @ 10:41pm 
Come on homie we major
Chicken Man Mar 26, 2022 @ 7:43pm 
I dont like this man at all.
















































ps he is very Bald aka hairless cat
CryptidFox Mar 25, 2022 @ 8:10pm 
insane in the membrane
Thomas Shelby Jan 22, 2022 @ 10:23pm 
SSSSex? Milkman?? Nah they don't really mix too well. Well, depends on who he's performing it with. If you ask him, he'll tell you that he likes women (lie). He excels sexually when it comes to men. No matter what he tells you, this is the truth. Don't let him sway you. (PS: MILK YOU LOOK LIKE A GAHDAMN โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ IDIOT: LIKE A FROG)
Elated Jan 22, 2022 @ 10:21pm 
SSSSex? Milkman?? Nah they don't really mix too well. Well, depends on who he's performing it with. If you ask him, he'll tell you that he likes women (lie). He excels sexually when it comes to men. No matter what he tells you, this is the truth. Don't let him sway you. (PS: MILK YOU LOOK LIKE A GAHDAMN โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ IDIOT: LIKE A FROG)