Recent reviews by Maverick Mullah

if to exist is to imagine then Hunt satisfies the life of a lore/FPS nerd such as myself. 10/10.

I am a 52 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my son, who is now 16. My son downloaded this game
and in less than a week, he had already played for over 20 hours. This was terrible for me, as it was already hard enough for me to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching videos on Tiktok. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, did the tutorial but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought my son and I closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

One cannot choose to fathom why I bought into this game, a game much like any other Civilization with it's stereotypical Civilization archetypes that feel boiled in with Canadian levels of kindness even in their acts of war and denunciation. Am I truly the villain when left to my own devices? Nay, that is but a hollow approach to the kind of desire I try to truly seek by playing this game and many others on the same level as their addictive venue for I am not too far behind in being better than that.

One more turn, one more turn, and just like that all my worries passed away. That momentary feeling of dystopia at every glance to the in-built clock to notify of you of your time incapacitated and beyond your reach now that you've delved into this mania of Sun Tzu and Machiavelli passing away with each neuron's worth of weight against your left mouse button. If mastery of the Self is the highest virtue, then the lowest of vice's is when your emotions lose their sense and you yourself with them just because Germany nuked your capital.

I don't understand what leads me into the same definition of insanity that is 4X, but my inkling has always been that because of how readily it allows us to adopt our true nature of whatever political spectrum we fall into, it serves much the same purpose that CS:GO does for racial slurs to quench the Saharan thirst of the soul for degeneracy. For us, however, our thirst lies in conquest of those unbidden to bow, to bend the knee even if she is our hot aunt, to betray lust for warfare when all the Eiffel's of Paris and Hagia Sophia's glitter their silvers and gold in all their 2D splendor to conquer.

All that glitters is not gold, but human nature isn't a diamond either. In much the same vein I'd recommend buying this game, because even if the previous entries in the franchise are comparable to this one, you might as well let yourself indulge in something even if you know it's but a fleeting pleasure of the kind you've felt many a time already.

If you want the Master Chief experience and not the Master Cheeks experience the TV show gave you then this is it.

On the basis of having a sexy as hell short haired female Hunter that looks like she's the big sister of Abella Danger this DLC wins hands down, but...Vetterli Silenced Legendary skin when, Crytek? Sex appeal will only get you so far unless we get that next time.

Pretty good, would've been even better if a Vetterli Silenced skin was included instead of say the Dolch Precision one.

Take notes Crytek, we're waiting.

Woman that looks like she'd actually exist in the time period and two excellent skins to boot for the Aperture and Schofield? I'll take it.

Music made me feel alive. It's great!

Biggie of Jon, Ali of Gater, Cheese of Jubilation, Chad of Arabia, Old Man of Mercury and countless others that I've either forgotten about or their exact names elude me, I miss you all! All the other brothers and sisters that I met back in my days at launch on the fine server of Duat, I shall miss all of you. We talked, we became friends and we even made a name for ourselves when Duat started dying and the mass exodus of players took place as they left for brighter pastures.

I no longer am amongst any of you, but the memories we created, the territory we took for ourselves...Monarch's Bluff...I shall remember it all, always.

God bless Jubilation and my Holy and sacred time on Duat! Levi of Mercury is dead, long live Levi of Mercury!

I leave behind a song and a specific lyric from it that resonates to every single fiber of my being when I think back to my time with this game, about those days when running around at launch and talking to people since no one had gotten to even mid-game yet was the best feeling ever!

"Those days are all gone now but one thing is true, when I look and I find I still love you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB4K0scMysc

Game reminded me about how lonely and desperate I am for any form of love or attention be it from a male or female that I had to play one song and one song only in the background as I slowly lost my sense of Self. This game reminded me of how one forsakes their own heritage or religion in the name of love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_ihXlWKC7g

Now then, on to the review.

Pros:
- Beautiful cat boys that make you question your sexuality if you haven't already.
- Upbeat soundtrack that challenges your preferences and vies for your attention.
- Makes you feel less dead inside since you've been locked in your house for 10 years without any human contact outside of your immediate family.
- Voice acting is better than most women can pull off AND makes you moist or hard at the same time.
- It's free.

Cons:
- It cannot be played one-handed, which is its biggest sin.
- Not long enough and can be completed within 2 hours of your first playthrough.
- You play as a female persona so say bye to butt seggs.
- Makes you go into depression since this is all fake.

All in all, this is the perfect game to play at six in the morning in a society that doesn't crucify you, but stones you to death instead, AKA: Pakistan.