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Ah fellow comrade. You come home from hard day of work at glorious Russian tractor factory.
Enter lounge and drink vodka. Cat sit on top of kitchen table, stare at you. “Stupid cat.” you say, “You look just like comrade Putin fat ugly wife!”.
Early next morning, FSB kick down front door and take you to Siberian gulag for outrageous slur against Comrade Putin beautiful wife.
In glorious Soviet motherland, even cat can be trained to report owner for spread discontent and tell lie about senior party members.
Cat receive Order Of Lenin medal and senior position in FSB; you receive 30 year hard labour sentence at Soviet re-education camp.
Appartement get bulldozed down for new glorious tractor factory.
Life is just and fair under our beloved leader Putin.

Added to talk about your honcho's!

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