Dear chap, I implore you to consider indulging in a game of Empire Total War with me. I understand that you may be of the opinion that such a game is not to your taste, but I assure you that it is most exhilarating. There is nothing quite like the thrill of leading one's army to victory on the virtual battlefield. And I am most eager to share this experience with you, my dear fellow. Imagine the glory of commanding your own regiments, the satisfaction of outwitting your opponents, and the sweet, sweet sound of victory. Surely, such pleasures are not to be overlooked? So, I beseech you, join me in this most noble pursuit. For the Empire!

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╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓∩║ 　 MERRY CHRISTMAS &　│∩ │◥███◣ ╱◥███◣
│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║╲◥███╲ 　 HAPPY NEW YEAR ╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩
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Hiya Tanken, I had a special message for you because it came to me in a dream and my mother always told me to follow my dreams. That message is



This 'ACBH' guy is getting fragged every other round!

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