Recent reviews by SorbCubed

This game honestly is a good game to play in between things, or just when you need some nice chill time. It's satisfying to figure out how to make your production lines more efficient and then actually fix it.

Mad Max... Now, I went into this game with no idea about anything in the Mad Max world was. I didn't know what caused the destroyed future we see, I didn't know who Max was or a single lick about the great Black on Black. I knew literally nothing. I finished the game knowing a tiny bit more, but that tiny bit was enough for me. This game is great. The game mechanics are wonderful, the graphics are honestly fantastic, the storyline isn't impossible to follow with no prior information about the universe but it's not super obvious either. You might get bored after a while if you play the game the way I did, trying to complete every location before moving on, but the missions are still pretty good. The scrapping areas get repetitive and boring, but that's what you sign up for when you've got this open of a world.

TL;DR
I approve.

I named myself xxxIJustGotRapedxxx and You're Hella Gay Lil.

10/10

Worst part about this game is the fact it went from the full price being $20 (which it wasn't worth the full price at that point in time) to the full price being 60 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dollars, and it's even less worth the price now. Cause everything is still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken. How the HELL did they think releasing this game and taking it out of early access and turning it to a Triple A NEW game price would give them more sales? It won't, and hasn't. Seriously guys, it's fun (if you have $1k to spare to get a pc that can run it, honestly if you're gonna waste money on this get it on console), but it's hella broken.

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME THROUGH STEAM. BUY IT THROUGH THE WEBSITE OR ELSE YOU WILL NEED 174 GB FREE.

Ok. So, Peace Walker wasn't received to well due to the whole open world thing. So what did they do? Bring it back on a much a much larger scale. And... It worked. This game is rather "lit" as those cool kids are saying these days. One of my favorite parts is the buddy system. So ya got D-Horse aka "♥♥♥♥ YOU ASS HORSE! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HIDDEN WHEN HIDING ON YOU!" then there is D-Dog who is your best stealth buddy. Also your cutest buddy. Then there's Quiet aka "Tits on a ♥♥♥♥♥ who can't scout for ♥♥♥♥" or you can call her "Directed by Hideo Kojima". Finally there is the worst buddy unless you enjoy leaving a huge robot chilling outside an outpost, D-Walker. I'm also pretty sure Huey rigged him to explode cause I've just randomly blown up while riding him around. Anywho, buy this game it's pretty rad.

This game is one of the best puzzle games I have ever played. Some of the puzzles might be a bit easy but some are rather hard. Also the humor is phenominal. Just amazing all around. (Not better than Portal though)

Great game. I'm testing it on the free weekend but I have one thing to say... This game sould be amazing as a free-to-play game. Just saying. Also the character workshop is a great idea.

Mid 2015

Have you ever wanted to beat people in the face? Yes? Good. How about wanting to go around dressed up wearing a cape but not wanting to be embarrased? Or maybe just go around shouting, "I'M BATMAN!!" in a really deep voice? Yes? Then BUY THIS GAME!! And remember, if you can't kill it with your fists or gadgets, scream, "I'M THE BATMAN!" and run away.

Meanwhile, in 2017

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Even though this game (and review) is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ old, I still find myself playing Arkham City when my internet is down... And since I'm living in bum♥♥♥♥ nowhere, that's pretty often