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Sir Dookface McFerretballs

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If you are a kid, have a level 0 or private profile, didn't read below the arrows, are a FASCIST/MARXIST, or easily triggered, then I will NOT add you. vvvv More Word Things Below vvvv

I don't add randos, so leave a comment on my profile page as to why I should add you. Seriously, has social media killed people's ability to make a simple introduction anymore?

Now...

"What am I?" You may ask...

Well, I'll tell you!

I am a sexy...

Masculine...

Ferret-shaped enigma...

Wrapped in mystery...

And bacon!

MMMMMMM...

Bacon!

So...

I'm TOTALLY a giant anthropomorphic gaymer Ferret from the planet "Dook"! Way out in "Otter Space"!

Is that sarcasm?

It's funnier if I don't tell you!

Now for the REAL questions that NO ONE is dying to know!!!

-How long have I been a gamer?
Since the 1980s.

-PvP?
Nope... Unless you are on the couch next to me!

-Co-Op and single-player?
HELL YEAH!

-What kind of music do I like?
Synthwave, Chillwave, Metal, Heavy Metal, Rock, Hard Rock, Swing, Electro Swing, Jazz, Dark Country, Goth, Trance, really anything that sounds good.

-How do I know so much about cars?
I'm an Auto Mechanic and all-around grease-weasel.

-Am I "LGB"?
Yes... I'm the "G" in the LGB-sandwich.

I didn't "choose" to be gay any more than someone can "choose" to be straight... And if you can choose, you are likely the "B" in that LGB-sandwich.

-Am I "TQI+"?
NOPE!

I'm not a fan of the whole "identity choice politics" of that particular group. They can do their thing, I'm just not a part of that stuff.

-Am I a "furry?
Possibly.

-Do I think furries can be, or are "cringe"?
Yup. But even self-aware cringe can still be fun!

-Do I abuse animals in ANY way?
HELL NO! There's a special place in hell for animal abusers!

-Am I a left-winger or a right-winger politically?
Nope.

-Am I "liberal" or "conservative"?
I'm liberal in the "classical" sense.

-Am I religious, or an atheist?
Nope.

-Do I march in lockstep with any political group or "community"?
Nope.

I'm an individual who can think for myself.

-Do I like "Cancel Culture"?
HELL NO! Not on the Left or Right or anything in between! Censoring and canceling people someone disagrees with is something only a loser would do.

-Why don't I just avoid politics?
Because avoiding politics and political discourse is what has got much of the world into the crap situation it currently is in.

When "the people" just let the government "do its thang" the government serves itself instead of "the people".

-Why don't I seem to take things super seriously?
Because life's too short to take everything so seriously, especially the "Terminally Online" garbage I see around the internet.

Sometimes it really is a good idea to take a step back from the echochambers and go fondle some luscious grass now and then!

If you actually read this all the way through, I salute you.

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Is that sarcasm?

It's funnier if I don't tell you!

Now for the REAL questions that NO ONE is dying to know!!!

-How do I know so much about cars?
I'm an Auto Mechanic and all-around grease-weasel.

-Do I think furries can be, or are "cringe"?
Yup. But even self-aware cringe can still be fun!

If you actually read this all the way through, I salute you.

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lightwo Apr 26 @ 2:46pm

Not saying the GameCube is bad, I was merely referring to sales numbers

lightwo Apr 26 @ 2:38pm

Speaking of M$, remember the saying that every second version of Windows is bad? Well, Nintendo pretty much follows the same trend with their consoles, I wonder what that could mean

Sir Dookface McFerretballs Apr 26 @ 2:07pm

It would be a great move if XBOX/Micro$haft games keep games under $60-70 while Nintendo and Sony try to push their game-slop for $80-$100.

People that otherwise wouldn't have, would rather pay a lesser price for likely the same products.

Take a page from old VW and Ford (not now but back when they first got big) where they got big because they realized ripping people off in the long run is LESS PROFITABLE than brand loyalty for an AFFORDABLE PRODUCT!

In an inflationary period, raising prices on everything is absolutely INSANE, especially on something that is considered a non-necessity.

These freaking corpo "Board-Of-Boomer-Directors" that want "infinite growth" and "red-line-ALWAYS-go-up" mentality are going to freak out when they plateau or lose money and we will get a gaming crash as they abandon the sinking ships.

Von-Reaper Apr 26 @ 10:49am

Bethesda got where they wanted sold to a parent company,so I guess they're abandoning* the greed ♥♥♥♥,we hope.

But i was deadass surprised,i expected creation club paid mods,them to hide oblivion (2006) to force you to this and ♥♥♥♥,glad they proved it wrong.
Also its a nice ♥♥♥♥ you to the industry,really shows that these CEOs don't understand gamers at all.

Also i bet you the fans would be in complete riot mode if mods for Bethesda games got DMCA ♥♥♥♥, unlike cockstar, modding is a hell of a lot bigger for elder scrolls and fallout,then again cockstar must listen to daddy take2 or else....ugh.

Genuinely glad todd isn't a greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or a complete one i could say.

Even old devs for oblivion have been surprised by this and say there should be another word instead of remake/remastered since that really doesn't mean much anymore nowadays.

Sir Dookface McFerretballs Apr 25 @ 10:39am

Lol I got better hills to die on than that particular one.

I've had to deal with the "perpetual butthurt" and "Cancel culture" of the right wing AND left wing, it wears thin quickly for a lot of people.

If you want to waste time complaining about little things like that, the optics for your "Cause" start to look more shallow and nit-picky to people on the fence.

You risk coming off as a "Karen" instead of a "Rebel".

It's like I've mentioned with using "woke" to explain things that honestly are not woke, the word and strength end up getting lessened over time.

Eventually, they fall into the category of being "those un-cool guys that whine and complain about literally every-little-thing," making the anti-woke crowd just as cringe as the "political correctness" and "woke" crowds with enough time.

B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t Apr 25 @ 4:38am

And that's one of the sad truths, when you don't care about the small insignificant changes it's easier to change more things until it's too late.

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