Avem
Rusa Drottning   Canada
 
 
The smaller the bird the louder it screms.
Guy trying to lick his nose [media.giphy.com]
My Computer Setup:
Core: a leaky water bottle
Ram: 14th century battle ram
MotherBoard: valve index
Graphics Card: 3d printer stepper drivers
Audio Card: a broken computer fan
Memory: abacus
Power Supplie: radio antenna (unplugged)
Monitor: The window in my room
Keyboard: A series of levers pulleys and foot petals
Mouse: a very unfocused laser pointer
Computer Case: two half spheres of beryllium

My favorite thing ever https://soundcloud.com/your_text_spoken

Pfp done by hr_bannanabird
Quote Pad
If you win a years supply of calendars, would they only give you one?

"Its like a hot dog down a hallway but..."

"Its like a train through a tube but..."

If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you too weak or too strong?

"I'v never failed in my life, I'v just succeded at doing worse than everyone."

"If a book store never runs out of a certain book, dose that mean that nobody reads it, or everybody reads it?"

"When life gives you lemons, complain about the lemons."

"Life is like a video game. We all play the same game, But while some of us are just starting up their tutorials. Others are already at the credits."

"If Tetris has taught me anything, it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear."

"Iv invented a drinking game where when ever my dad says "I love you son" I take a shot, I've been sober for 43 years."

"I much perfer the "sonar" method to pissing in the dark. Just keep shifting untill you hear water."

"The short circuit is an interesting weapon. Its primary fire is a 2 volt taser with the range of a toothpick while the secondary fire will completely stop soldiers or demos in their tracks."

"Am I going to kick you in the nuts? Yes. When am I going to do it? Dont know. Could be tomorr-NOW!"

"Shaquile O'Deal: Neal or No Neal"

"Can you stop breathing and shut the ♥♥♥♥ up."

"What does it feel like to have a penis in your butt?
Same as being a Comcast / AT&T / Verizon customer."

"Finding the hottest thing ever is hard because depending on what you mean by "ever" it could be the stuff inside galaxy clusters, moments after the big bang, or an experiment done in 2012."

"The gods gave us fire. But blowing stuff up? That was our idea." - Ahoy 2017

"Assume the best, but expect the worst"

"Its all ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles till someone giggles and ♥♥♥♥♥" - uncle bumble♥♥♥♥

"My memory is excellent, it's just short" - uncle bumble♥♥♥♥

"So what we're going to do is get 2 birds stoned with 1 bush" - AvE (uncle bumble♥♥♥♥)

"we'd be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if aliens where to attack earth. A civilization powerful enough to travel interstellar distances has more than enough power to wipe us in an instant. I wouldnt like our odds even if they just landed one ship with a single dude that walked out naked with a sharp stick." - Isaac Arthur

"What is the most sensitive part of the male anatomy during masturbation? Ears" - AvE

"Peaks and valleys are a part of every person's improvement in things from sports, to video games, to any passion you may pursue. Being able to evaluate specifically what you are struggling with and challenging yourself to make adjustments to improve is what gets you through those dips and breaks past the plateau." - Jbird somtime somewhere

"Iv got a bullet here with your name on it. And am going to keep on firing until I figure out which one it is"

"The thing you are looking for is always going to be in the last place you looked"

"sorting out flyshit from pepper with boxing gloves"

"What do you call a physic gnome that broke out of prison?
A small medium at large"

"Three separate contractors will be commissioned, to fabricate the same safety rail whilst two other firms will be simultaneously removing it and none of them know who is using which ladder and whether or not they've finished with it" - Power Company Contractor

"All the pigeon is doing is trying to impress you, and to him, you're literally a giant yknow. So he has to work really hard to impress you" -pigeon owner
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last played on Apr 23
Lev Aug 16, 2023 @ 3:15pm 
hi thats me V
p1geon Sep 24, 2022 @ 2:55pm 
Ayo you know Lev?
ize Aug 11, 2022 @ 9:48am 
real and true
Aimer17 Jan 31, 2022 @ 7:38am 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Yatogami Dec 24, 2021 @ 11:03pm 
Merry Christmas. I wish you a wonderful holiday during the Christmas holidays, getting the most out of it. Take care of yourself.
Yatogami Aug 31, 2021 @ 2:24pm 
𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑢𝑠 𝑎 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝘩𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦. 𝑆𝑜, 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝘩 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑗𝑜𝑦 :nekoheart: