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3 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
xD
Posted June 29, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
433.2 hrs on record (418.1 hrs at review time)
xD
Posted November 24, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record
xd
Posted July 2, 2017.
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9 people found this review helpful
28 people found this review funny
8,890.2 hrs on record (5,080.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥**** coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥**** serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosinh and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

10/10
Best rage simulator out there!

Well, buy it you're not gonna regret anything, Or you may, if you have a worst internet connection.
Posted February 12, 2017. Last edited November 28, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
138.6 hrs on record (65.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted December 6, 2015. Last edited November 24, 2017.
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