We all know what you came for
Can't say why
Overburdened shoulders like carrying a claidmor
Often relegated to loneliness but no man's an island
Prone to pouting and spouting foul
Not a bad guy, but no billy ellish

This entire intro is a joke as it's supposed to be
Flex tape to plug holes in the upholstery
Bravado and braggadochio like the clashing of sabers
A tug of war complex of doubt, replicated trouts, and mean streaks like the mean streets of Decatur
Overwhelming to the point of taking breath
Not Keanu Reeves, but certainly hoping to exceed the other half of Bill and Ted