This gives me the utmost depression known to mankind. Some may just call it depression, but I think of it in a higher form, almost like highertower. Once while pondering my situation, an endless man walked over to me and asked if I could be a threat to him. I agreed and the man proceeded to jump off a cliff (with a parachute). Many years later I found myself in a garden, and I realized the true wisdom in that mans words. I was later found ascending to mach 420.