I rammed my ♥♥♥♥ into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shop vacuum cleaner, thinking I was some kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex god. But that suction was no joke, it was like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurricane in my pants. And let me tell y'all, it wasn't a pleasurable experience. That thing ripped a chunk of skin right off the head of my ♥♥♥♥, and the pain was worse than getting my balls yanked off. And just when I thought couldn't get any worse, I decided to vacuum my balls too. What a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea. My nut sack got sucked up so tight against the hose, it was like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tourniquet. I was screaming like a ♥♥♥♥♥, sure I was gonna lose my manhood right there in the garage. And even though I managed to free my ♥♥♥♥ from the jaws of death, it was a bloodbath down there. Thankfully, I still have my ♥♥♥♥ and balls intact, but who knows, I might just do it again for the thrill. What can I say, it was a wild ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ride. 😩🤪😝😻