Sam P45 - Beware imposters
 
 
Send me a trade offer
THERE ARE IMPERSONATERS AS ME GOING AROUND. THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT. I have over 25 thousand trades done.

I'm as fast as a bot and twice as pretty! :) Well maybe not as fast..but at least i'm pretty! Right? Ok fine. I'm faster than a bot but not as pretty :(
Killah Karma: Sam your as fast as a bot and 6x as pretty
Artemis_Phoenix: I want to let you know that I think you are TWICE as fast as a bot and TEN times more pretty :p
Csipa: and you're really as fast as a bot :D


The Girl you just called a Mudblood? She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her. The boy you just stupefied? His parents use the Cruciatus Curse on him regularly. That kid you just pushed? He is trying to use the killing curse on himself. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother was killed by a Death Eater. You never know what it's like until you fly a mile on their broom.

I play runescape...ladies please! one at a time!
If it's just between us, I'd do it for free. Right here, right now. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it!
Turning myth into truth.

Legendary friends/traders list - Ltluke, Enchantress, The Noob, JordanTFA, W3bb0, Pycksal, Futuristic pikachu
Currently Offline
Last Online 3 hrs, 42 mins ago
Items Up For Trade
15,843
Items Owned
27,575
Trades Made
2,644
Market Transactions
Second rate spectral swirl - 60 keys
Time warp gibus 230 keys
Stormy storm anger 40 keys
Sunbeams Liquidaters lid 105 keys
Strange morning glory Napolean - 40 keys
Purple confetti Hong Kong cone - 85 keys
I BUY trading cards 2 scrap each, craft hats 1.11 ref each

Quickbuying ANY ITEM. Tell me your item and I'll price it. Exceptions below.

ITEMS THAT ARE NOT FOR SALE:
ANY stranges with kills on.
Tyrants helm (crafted by Gyiamtheone)
Orbiting fire Mongolion
Any items that are crafted by me.
Kritz trick or treat
Tricorne (crafted by serbian crusader)

It's best if you comment before adding me if i'm offline. If i'm online you should be good. I accept most adds. If you don't have many items/are lvl 0/1, DO comment though otherwise you'll probably be blocked.
I DO accept trade holds if you are BUYING. Selling items to me will result in me underpaying.
Read these before you add me if not paying pure please, if you don't read this don't expect me to care what you say if you break these rules

I DONT WANT SKINS. Don't offer me skins as the main part of a trade. Only use them as part of overpay.

I do NOT PRICE paints, parts or anything like that if it's already applied. Don't bother offering it if it's already applied and you want your paint value added. It's not happening.
Killstreaks are fine.

I DO NOT REFUND. If you have done a trade that you no longer like, you asked for the trade, not me. If you want your items back I will decline or take 25% of the items offered. If you give an item to me for free by accident but expected payment, I will cheerfully give you the amount owed, up to 2 days after the item was traded.



Unusuals owned: 450+ :D Had to delete the list of names as the list got too long L0L.
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Achievement Showcase
1,252
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
31%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
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Spahh 10 hours ago 
Sent offer for the green fast learner
DIS_GUY 16 hours ago 
Sent an offer for the fez
FortTheFortress Aug 16 @ 7:11pm 
Sent an offer please accept asap thx in advance!
Pyro Vision ッ Aug 15 @ 11:50am 
I sent you a trade
Dzuvke Aug 14 @ 4:49am 
I have sent you offer about Coldsnap Cap
-_- Aug 14 @ 2:35am 
Add me of trade