Simon //
United States
 
 
// crosshair X hour farmer
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5,738
Hours played
64
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Counter-Strike 2
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3,548 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
28 hrs on record
last played on May 21
5,738 hrs on record
last played on May 9
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Soupah Jun 11, 2022 @ 8:40pm 
when are we playing rust
Wildbman Jan 31, 2021 @ 10:21pm 
el mico de safari
Eric Apr 26, 2020 @ 7:27pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you have a nice ♥♥♥ xxx
Simon // Aug 23, 2019 @ 2:36pm 
ebon wtf
:( Aug 23, 2019 @ 2:28am 
I lost my virginity to a hot pocket. It was a long hot summer day after I came home from school. I cooked up my favorite meal, a ham and cheese hot pocket in the microwave. After a few minutes, I took out the hot meal and it finally occurred to me. I took the hot, moist, sticky delight and inserted my ♥♥♥♥♥ into the hot pocket. It was hard at first but as the cheese started melting, it got faster and faster. I gripped the bread as my shaft penetrated the oozing cheese and ham. I was laying on the couch while this beautiful pocket pleasured me. It felt warm and moist until I couldn't take it anymore. I busted my mayo into the ham and cheese hot pocket, and gave my virginity to it. The end of the bread was a perfect catch for my ♥♥♥♥. Now I have a favorite past time after school, say goodbye to crusty socks, and say hello to mayo ham and cheese! I keep a warm, oozing hot pocket in my backpack at school so I can have some personal time to myself :).