I, who am the Sultan of Sultans, the Khan of Khans, the Crown-giver to kings, the Shadow of God on Earth, and the ruler of the Mediterranean, the Black Sea, Rumelia, Anatolia, Karaman, the land of Rum, the Province of Dulkadir, Diyarbakır, Kurdistan, Azerbaijan, Persia, Damascus, Aleppo, Egypt, Mecca, Medina, Jerusalem, all the lands of the Arabs, Yemen, and many other realms—lands which my glorious forefathers, may God illuminate their graves, conquered with their irresistible might, and which I have also conquered with my own magnificence, with my fire-spitting spear and my victory-bringing sword—I am the Sultan and Padishah, Sultan Mbappé Han, son of Wilfried Mbappé.

You, who are the king of the province of Africa, are Vinícius Júnior...