Recent reviews by ☆Romchy☆

This is the last game I buy from this developer. Here's why...

No end game

"Raid Bosses" are locked behind DLCs INDIVIDUALLY!!! WTF

The story is so dry and one dimensional (I didn't expect much tbf but I was hoping it would be more than just an attempt at a cash grab)

Dialogue was so drawn out and boring, you make an action and then you listen for 2 minutes before you can take another action and god forbid you move around because the next action you have to take is "borrow this pencil from NPC" like fk off, zero respect for my time, zero respect for my energy and most quests are built in a way where they annoy you more than take you on an adventure, absolutely horrific

The "end game" is just the steam achievement that you get to complete but here's the kicker, they are locked behind DLCs that you have to buy LMFAO

Do not buy this game, it will leave you empty in the end. Once you beat the dragon guy, it's over, there is absolutely nothing there. I guess you can grind chaos levels but what are you going to do with those chaos levels? I don't know, there is no boss you need to kill you can just keep repeating the chaos level cycles, enjoy.

Oh and as a side note, LMFAO the devs don't know other relationships exist than gay and lesbian so you know, we can also brand it as a woke attempt disaster, since all jokes stem from same sex relationships.

And as far as my playtime is considered, I was miserable for over 30 hours of that but I am a completionist and an achievement wh0re so I stuck it out to complete the stupid achievements. So yeah, a successful cash grab and if they create a new one, I am not buying it. not. even. on. sale.

I hate RNG games, this is an RNG game. Relies on it, nothing you can do about, no balance.

After dumping even more hours into this "♥♥♥♥" game, I will revise my review. The game was so close to being good, it really was BUT the developers decided to make the game easier to play every time you lose. So every time you lose you get "global rank" and this rank gets you more health, and other engines and stuff like this, basically upgrades so that you don't die immediately once you pick a hard mission. This design is flawed, why would you make a game where your player needs to purposefully lose a million times before they can finally get the win.
It's so dumb, the challenge of the game is of course the RNG and when you lose enough, you can't even be defeated anymore. I've lost so much that I near completed the game on level one systems, that's absurd.

It's really trash balance or more like there isn't one because for the most part you can't win no matter how well you strategize or how well you play and later on you can't lose no matter how badly you play. It's dumb and this game is going into the vault never to see the light of day again.

I have periods in my life where I just wanna relive the commandos games, I go back and play them in random order. Today I finished commandos 3 and went back to commandos 2. I never understood why nobody likes commandos 3 but everyone loves commandos 2 and today it hit me hard. You get much better missions, more missions, longer missions, more characters and best of all, GREAT KEY SHORTCUTS. As I leave the commandos 3 behind me disappointed, I am yet again excited to play C2. Great game!

This game is a crap version of Uno, there is zero intensity to games, your skill is locked behind internal game timers and you can't really cut in line much. It's dumb plus the ubisoft connect is an absolute trash connection that doesn't even allow me to connect to the game anymore. Huge yikes

I'll be honest, I thought the story sucked at first. The twins story arc is kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I agree with most on that, BUT the story after the twins, the epic conclusion once you actually meet Typhon, OMG that was awesome, it was captivating, inspiring and hella funny. Typhon definitely took this game to a whole new level. All his ECHOs are awesome to listen to and gameplay is absolutely awesome.

~I just wish matchmaking would work.~
I revoke my statement about multiplayer, it works ok.

Cool game

What do I do in this game?

3.99 :'D

are you a competitive person?
are you usually bored and without friends?
do you have countless hours to spare?

Then this is the game for you

Very fun game :') i like the story behind it

I bought this game for full price and I never regreted it, it is a blast to play, i always have fun.
I couldn't recomend this game more to everyone who is a fan of the platformer genre.

This still holds the spot for one of the best games to casually play with your friends.
Sit back, relax and annoy the ever loving ♥♥♥♥ out of each other.