I'm Captain Jailbait, your witchy sapphic nightmare. I'm a simple woman - I like when I click on heads and the red stuff comes out.

I only really use Steam to play games and don't tend to add people I don't know from other platforms. I have no interest in trading and have zero tolerance for creeps or bigots.




Trade or Donate

I don't accept invites from the following:

Private profiles
Level 0 accounts
People with offensive names or avatars

PC Specs

CPU: R5 1600
CPU Cooler: Cryorig H7
Ram: 16GB Corsair Vengence LPX
Mobo: MSI x370 Gaming Pro Carbon
SSD: Samsung 850 Evo 500GB
GPU: Asus Rog Strix 1070
Case: Phanteks Eclipse P400 Tempered
PSU: EVGA Supernova G3 650W

CSGO Viewmodel:
viewmodel_fov "68";
viewmodel_offset_x "2.5";
viewmodel_offset_y "2";
viewmodel_offset_z "-2";
cl_bobcycle "2";
cl_bob_lower_amt "0";
cl_bobamt_lat "0";
cl_bobamt_vert "0";
cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt "0";
cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt "0"
CSGO Crosshair:
cl_crosshairstyle 4;
cl_crosshairsize 2;
cl_crosshairdot 0;
cl_crosshaircolor 5;
cl_crosshaircolor_b 0;
cl_crosshaircolor_g 215;
cl_crosshaircolor_r 255;
cl_crosshairusealpha 1;
cl_crosshairalpha 255;
cl_crosshairthickness 0;
cl_crosshairgap -2
Other CSGO Stuff:
Sensitivity: 2
DPI: 800
voice_enable 0

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